A guy just walked by me wearing the same outfit that Jon Cryer wore as “Ducky” in the movie Pretty In Pink from 1986.
Nineteen eighty-six, for pity’s sake!
Is Halloween early this year or have fashions leapt backwards by two decades?
Speaking of Halloween, Laurence Simon will voice Tinkerbell The Cat and Shmuley, Scribe to the Learned Elders of Zion in the upcoming Halloween episode of the Pure Idiom Podcast. I will be voicing rockstar Alice Cooper, about a dozen commie zombies, and the character that confronts lefty college professor Ward Churchill in a blood-splattered showdown.
WARNING! Listen to Pure Idiom only if you want to hear an uncensored conservative humor podcast that is unafraid to pee-pee off those wacky-pinkytoe liberals.
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Frist!
You know you’re getting old when your kids gasp, “You were alive during the EIGHTIES??” or use the eighties as a “long long ago” time.
They don’t understand that we left the eighties behind like 20 years ago.