It all comes together now. Cheney and Whittington were both hunting without the seven dollar stamp now required due to newly instated laws. Whittington eventually felt so guilty that he was going to turn himself and Cheney into the authorities. Cheney then shot Whittington in the face to prevent that.
It didn’t work, though, and now both Cheney and Whittington have received warnings and Cheney has had to pay the seven dollars. Crime – specifically shooting people in the face – doesn’t pay, kids.
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How much for a liberal / commie / hippie stamp?
Dang, Frank, two posts in a row that both caused me to crack up in my cube. Yeah, I got some weird looks, but boy oh boy was that ever funny!
Does this qualify Whittington for a Purple Heart? He sustained more significant injuries than John (“the Arch-traitor”) Kerry.
Yes! It…it all makes sense now!
Yes! It…it all makes sense now!
Wow. I wonder if they would have gotten away with not having the stamp if he hadn’t shot that lawyer.
It was my understanding that if a hunter were caught this year…warnings were to be issued only…now next year you shoot the bird with no stamp…and your hands are slapped hard….actually new law and the feds aren’t prosecuting this year…Texas boy I R