Ryan is totally wearing a preacher tie tonight.
“It’s one big happy family,” says Lisa Tucker. Yeeeeeeeah. We believe you. And we believe that Paula doesn’t have a substance abuse problem (allegedly).
The Ford commercial was stupid with a capital Kellie.
Aw man. Kellie’s sitting with all the safe people. Darnit.
Ha! I’m so funny. Frank just read one of the posters from the audience. “Ace makes me flush.” My response: “…the toilet.”
The sound is horrible for Shakira and Wyclef Jean. Well, at least you know they’re performing live and not lip synching. I feel bad for Shakira, though. Looks like Sydney attacked her hair in the middle of the night, and she couldn’t find a comb. She has a nice belly. And once you get past the hair, she’s really beautiful.
Ugh. Taylor, Paris, Kellie, Mandisa, Chris are all safe. I’m happy with all but Kellie. Well, not so crazy about Paris hanging around, but we all know she’s not leaving this week anyway.
Elliott is safe. Lisa is in the bottom 3. Ace is in the bottom 3. Between Katharine and Bucky, I’m betting Katharine is in the bottom 3 just for shocker’s sake (and based on the outfit she wore last night. I really do hope she gets a new stylist.). Wow, how does poor Bucky feel with the whole crowd erupting in a chorus of boos when Katharine was called over.
So. Ace is safe. Lisa and Katharine are both gritting their teeth. Katharine is mortified. Kellie looks really happy. Did you catch Ryan saying, “Paula, what do you think about these two being the bottom two, especially Katharine?” That was incredibly rude to Lisa. I mean, I’d say stuff like that on a blog or behind her back, but to her face? That’s just tacky. Shame on Ryan.
And so it goes that Lisa is gone. No big surprise there, she knew she was leaving. She even wore her performin’ clothes. Oh, and look while Lisa sings, they’re zooming in on Kellie, who is paying more attention to herself singing along than to Lisa’s swan song. And when they all go over for the big happy group hug and fake cry, Kellie’s still focusing on herself singing.
Ha, next week is country. I predict that Simon will say something retarded (because, yes, I’m losing my faith in him this season, and he has a bad memory). He’ll say, “Bucky, I’m getting a bit ti-yad of you nevah bronching out and singing anythin othah than country. You’re stahting to bore me, if I’m being ohnest.” And to Chris, he’ll say, “Chris, what I’ve liked about you throughout this competition is that you ahh a rockah, you always sing rock, and you nevah compromise. And now you’ve come out here with this very… put on country song, and I hahv to say, I’m a bit disappointed with the ahct. It was olmost appohling, really.”
You crack me up! I read your updates every week and we think alike, girl! I mute Kellie, bear with Katharine and Paris, and really look forward to Chris, Taylor and Mandisa. Can’t wait til next week!
Couldn’t you at least to the “extended entry” thing? I promise I’d never post a comment critical to your tv-blogging ever again.
somehow i doubt that’s true. considering that this was a very short entry, i left it open, but every time i TV-blog here, i do the extended entry thing, and you still whine about it. it’s called a scroll bar, and it’s located on the right side of your screen.
Are they going to play that stupid ‘Had A Bad Day’ song every week? Also, why do they let the loser sing, they are leaving because they are the worst singer on the stage. They should let the person with the most votes sing the loser off. Do you have any pull with these people?
Hm. I figured Simon would be more like “a bit toi-yad,” but perhaps I was just hearing him wrong.
I saw the “Ace makes me flush” sign too and thought the same. It reminded me of a college tradition, and certainly Ace would qualify. My wife kept saying, “Can he do anything besides act like a deer in the headlights?”
LOL, Muntz. Unfortunately, I have no pull, although it does seem that when I say something drives me nuts (having Stevie or Barry theme nights, etc.), they do it right away to spite me. I’m sure of it, I’m that important. But maybe if I say, “I LOVE how the LOSER gets to sing again on their kickoff night! They should always do that, it’s awesome!” they’ll change it.
But I LOVE the “Had a Bad Day” song! Last night, I could hear it in the background, and as soon as the sound cranked up for the chorus, I was dancing my pinkytoe off on the couch. I do that every single week. I start waving my hands in the air, Cabbage-Patching, other funny white-girl dancing. I always tell Frank, “You HAVE to get me this song! It’s the happiest song about bad days ever! How can it not cheer you up?”
I guess I’m terminally negative. Maybe if they tailored to send off song to the loser such as ‘Dude Looks Like a Lady’ when Ace bite it or the ‘Hokey-Pokey’ for Earsore it would keep me amused.
“I start waving my hands in the air, Cabbage-Patching, other funny white-girl dancing.”
That is awesome… I am laughing my head off over here. 🙂
Well, Sarah, I guess as long as you don’t seal-clap…….
I’d like to see Ace get flushed next week. He bugs me worse than Kellie.
Katharine is gorgeous and has a magnificent voice, why isn’t she winning? SarahK, maybe if you would help her with a joke or two and tell her to move around a little on stage instead of waiting for a pigeon to land on her, that would go a long way to moving her from the bottom to the top.
The time, lo these many weeks ago, when she made fun of her butt, I thought she was a shoo in to win but this incredibly talented girl needs some personality. Maybe that is the only joke she knew.
My wife said she thought Kellie was as pretty as Katharine. I had to pick myself up off the floor.
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Oh, I guess you do use the extended entry for others. I guess I was wrong.