I wanna hear about your drunken suntan.

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Yay! More people are going home tonight! And Carrie Underwood will be performing; I love her whole CD, so I’m looking forward to this.

And the 20 are singing “Love the One You’re With.” Oh, but I do! He’s the sweetest, and the cutest, and I love him the best! Ok, so what is Paris wearing, and same for Mandisa? I totally dig Melissa’s camo pants, though.

Hmm, the ones whose song choice was sooo awful this week: sang Stevie Wonder.

Yay, it’s Carrie Underwood! She really seems like a good, nice person. And I love the “Jesus Take the Wheel” song, and I love that she can sing it on this show. Carrie looks absolutely fabulous. She is so beautiful. I love the dress (though I’d love it more with sleeves), I love her hair, I love everything about her voice. I honestly believe she’s going to be at the top of country for a very long while. Oh, and there’s the little clone up in the rafters singing along, every word. Except she’s so fake that you know she’s like the 4th clone of the 4th clone and can’t hit any of those notes that Carrie sings.

Girls first: Kinnik is in the bottom 3, as I expected. And she really sounded good tonight on that group song. Darnit, Kellie is safe. I may start calling her Jasmine. Or Jaskellie. Or Kellmine. Anyway, so Brenna is also in the bottom 3, as expected. Heather is also in the bottom 3.

Ok, so I think Heather and Brenna should go, but I think it will be Heather and Kinnik.

Wow, I’m wrong! Oh, I’m so glad about Brenna, and I don’t feel sorry for her, because she’s not even nice. But I do feel sorry for Heather and Kinnik, who have to wait until after her song and the break to find out which one of them is going home. I think Heather, and if Heather is gone, then America actually voted my way. And now, after the break, Heather is also gone. She’s a nice girl, just not as good vocally as the others. Is it just me, or did the whole salad/pizza thing make no sense? In joke? Inuendo that I don’t get? Ok, singing herself out, Heather is much better than Tuesday night. If she’d sung like that Tuesday night, I probably would have voted for her. She surprised me tonight. Well, best wishes to her.

Ugh, Ace is not in the bottom 3, and no one read my blog and corrected the song title. Song is STILL called “If You’re Not the One”. Says so on my Daniel Bedingfield CD. Sway is in the bottom 3. Taylor’s safe, and LOL. “Do you think you’re in the bottom 3?” “No no no no no.” David’s in the bottom 3. I really hope he stays. Chris is safe, and Taylor rubbed his bald head, haha. Gedeon’s safe. Kevin’s in the bottom 3. Sway and Kevin should go.

NOOOO. David’s the first to go. That makes me a bit sad. Poor kid, he won’t get to eat as much. Man, I feel bad, too, because I tried to vote for him and the line was busy and I was sleepy so I didn’t try again. But the line was busy for Taylor, Chris, and Elliott, too. I’m such a bad voter.

I’ve not been a fan of Sway, but he’s such a nice guy. Good grief, it’s only an hour show, Paula, can’t you lay off the booze for 60 teeny minutes?

So it’s Sway that goes, and I’m a little sad, because he’s really nice. Definitely not one of my favorite performers, but as of last night one of the more likeable people on the show. And then there’s Kevin standing behind him, trying to dance in rhythm. Trying and failing.

So that’s what, 50% on my predictions tonight. I predicted Kinnik, Heather, Sway, Kevin.

So now i’m at 62.5% for the season.

Before seeing next week’s performances, talent-wise, Ace and Kevin should go home, as should Kellie and probably Kinnik, unless she steps up and sings like she can. However, I think it will be Will & Kevin (though Gedeon is probably on the bubble too), Kinnik & Melissa.