North Korea is now threatening us pre-emptive strike capability with their nuclear weapons. When are those people going to get it through their poofy hair that we just don’t care? We don’t find them threatening at all. With all the other things we have to worry about, why would North Korea think we care about their nuke threats?
Convert to Islam, then call us back.
Hey, all that they could (possibly) hit is California.
Who cares?
FIRST! to say that if they stop the threats, someone will catch wind that Dr. Poofy Hair himself is dead.
Still hope he suffered.
No, they might be able to hit Portland or Seattle as well as California. In any case, retaliation would be limited to a thank you note.
If they did manage to hit California, do you think it would serve as a wake-up call, or would they pontificate that they deserved it?
They’d only be doing us a favor if they took out Hollywood or any part that Gray Davis is moping around in.
Wolfman Dan:
Portland, Seattle, California . . . remind us again what the difference is?
The possibility of hitting Alaska is the real threat.
We are worried about n. korea, but fortunately we can’t do anything about it right now (thank god because bush would just fu#* it up) because we just don’t have the political capital. We don’t have the manpower or the allies to be a threat to them.
Scotty: There is no differance.
Kat: We have nukes. We can do something with those 🙂
Ummm…kat….you know that this is a humor blog right? Just cause there isn’t a sarcasm symbol doesn’t mean we don’t use it 😀
Japan beats commie Cuba in WBC.Yayyyyy. Even better USA plays well enough to qualify for Little League World Series.
kat seems to one of those mindless idiots who worship at the feet of liberal media, Bush WILL go down in history as a President that left the White House in better shape that he inherited, without cigars and interns…oh yes we can’t possible be a treat to a third world country that can’t even manage to feed its own people….sh&t we have to send them corn and rice so they don’t starve. Manpower!!! you’ve got to be a complete moron to believe that, time will come and yes there will be a small and decisive nuclear explosion (they’ll set it off themselves by accident) on n.korean soil, and then Marines and So. Koreans will mop up the left-overs. China WILL sit on its haunches because they will not give up their billions of dollars of sh$t they ship us every month. The u.n. will scream and stamp its collective feet in protest and that will be all it does!
kat you’re a liberal idiot..(no offense) wait I take that back, offense intended moron!
WK
But we do have really really huge flyswatters tho. And lotsa barbers.
We can remove poofy-hair, then swat them.
Our flyswatters travel MUCH further than theirs, my dear Kat….
Idiot…..
“…we just don’t have the political capital. We don’t have the manpower or the allies to be a threat to them.”
I’m sure we could muster something, so don’t worry, li’l kitty. We could place the ‘fraidy bunch along the western seaboard. Moore’s body mass is bound to absorb a nuclear shockwave with relative ease & the sheer volume of wind from Mother Goof ought to be enough to blow back residual fallout back over the Pacific, no matter which way she’s facing.
We don’t have the manpower or the allies to be a threat to them.
How many people does it take to push a button? uhhhhhhh…..hullooooo?? uuhhh…huh-huh-huh-huh
But they could hit San Fransisco!!……oh, wait. Never mind.
Yeah, pre-emptive nuke strikes sound cool….until the guy you’re shooting at fires back with enough missiles to obliterate a small planet.
What Bombtruck said. Kat, you might think that the stated policy of the United States is to be able to fight two medium-sized-theater conflicts simultaneously and prevail in both. You would be wrong.
We are capable of fighting at least ten at once. The thing is, about eight of those are going to involve ballistic missile and atomic bombs.
I’ve always liked that joke. Please keep in mind, kat, that we have been showing the obstreperous lesser nations of the world mercy these past four years. We have been spending blood and treasure, rather than iron and plutonium, so that the right might prevail.
So who do you think ought to triumph in the current conflict, kat?
I know! The J00000s!…and us camel jockeys