Why is everyone all agog about Dick Cheney wanting the TV turned to Fox News among his list of demands when “Microwave” is on the list?
The man has a pacemaker, folks. Have we not seen the “Krusty Gets Framed” episode of The Simpsons?
Why is everyone all agog about Dick Cheney wanting the TV turned to Fox News among his list of demands when “Microwave” is on the list?
The man has a pacemaker, folks. Have we not seen the “Krusty Gets Framed” episode of The Simpsons?
I too was wondering what tht big deal was. I don’t think any of those items was particularly odd. No one made a big deal about his request for the NYT and USA Today for crying out loud. I think those two items alone make me question the man’s judgement. And the nerve of him – wanting a BED – and a desk AND a chair… And what a shocker – he wants a PRIVATE BATHROOM….
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Maybe in the past some chucklehead staffer turned all the TVs to The Daily Show, and this is how the veep gets around chuckleheads.
Seriously, if this is the worst thing they can find, Mr. Cheney must not bee too bad.
I can imagine some of the odd things past officeholders asked for:
Gore: Personality of Steel workout tape
Nixon: Bulk tape eraser
Carter: Peanuts and Billy Beer
Bush 41: A .45 and a bible
Clinton: Fat chick and a cigar
PERRIER? THE NEW YORK TIMES? Perhaps we could give him a little room for Fox News?
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who let this in the comment section? I think this person has lost their mind, and may never find it again. (I would say it came from one of the KosKidsKoolaidKrowd, but the grammar and spelling are too good.)
Don’tyahateChainLetters?:
Sorry, we’re talking about “Cheney letters”, not “Chain letters”.
Seems to me he’s covering the bases. NYT and USA Today for “what the people are reading,” Fox News for the de-spun version, and WSJ for all the Haliburton news.
To me the amazing thing is just how, well, ordinary the list is. Except for the microwave (maybe he loves microwave popcorn?) and the slight indulgence of having the TV pre-set and the cofee pre-made, it’s all pretty much what you’d get in any suites hotel anyway.
This is the freaking vice-president of the US, one of the top 20 most powerful figures in the world, he lists his ideal room requirements, and any Motel 6 could handle his desires (though the might have to give him two adjoining rooms in lieu of a suite).
And it’s clear that Cheney just orders dine-in from the standard menu. He’s such an American! No fancy-pants special orders for him. There’s gotta be something on the menu worthwhile…
Wait a minute… he requested a “Microwave”… yet he has a pacemaker…
Maybe it’s not Cheney, but an impostor — quite possibly Harry Reid — trying to ruin Cheney’s reputation once and for all! I should have known the real Dick Cheney would never order the New York Times.
It’s not like he ordered a bowl filled with only green m&m’s! (who was the rock star that did that?)
Van Halen I think.But I heard it was no brown M&M’s.
HILLARY CLINTON’S HOTEL DEMANDS:
-Twinkies, Drake Cakes, Yodels and anything with a picture of Little Debbie on the box.
-20oz. malt liquor, any brand.
-Copy of latest issue of Hustler magazine.
-Framed photo of Janet Reno (8″x10″ or larger).
-DVD player and DVD copy of “Court TV: The Trial of Lorena Bobbitt”.
-One box cigars (Where do you think he learned that trick?)
-Large area suitable for spontaneous press conferences.
-Television must not have FoxNews network (but must have Lifetime).
-At no time is anyone to photograph Mrs. Clinton from behind.
-At no time are any hotel personnel to wear blue dress.
-No buckets of ice or water are to be present. As you may have seen in the movie “The Wizard of Oz”, these can be deadly for Mrs. Clinton.