Pickin’ on Pickler

So. I’m getting some sort of reputation for hatin’ on Kellie Pickler. Pee-shaw, y’all must be gettin’ me confused with someone else!!
I am the number one through four hits for Kellie Pickler hate club (go me!), 7 and 10 for Kellie Pickler tone deaf (suh-WEET!), and 1 through 3 for Kellie Pickler earsore (ahhhh yeeeeaaahhhh).
Last night, when Mr. F made her “What’s a ballsy?” remark and let America in on the joke that she’s an over-the-top-cartoon fake (Frank just kept saying, “She did not just say that” even though I replayed it for him 3 times), red said her immediate reaction was to wonder what my response would be.
And over at Hugh Hewitt, Mary Katharine says that I really, really don’t like Kellie Pickler. As if!
I’m just misunderstood. Really I am.
Ok, maybe not. “She’s a pale-faced mealy-mouthed ninny and I hate her!”

9 Comments

  1. This post made me cry a little bit inside….I’m a sad Panda…..
    However, I would like to use this post to extend an invitation to Miss Pickler to become the future Mrs. Evil-Midnight-Poster….
    Remember, just because a person may be…errr….intellectually lacking, DOESN’T mean they aren’t talented….after all, look at Sheryl Crow

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