(A Filthy Lie)
When Instapundit covered the “Ricin in Texas” story, he was amazingly quick to dismiss it as nothing.
Which makes wonder how he knows so much about illicit items such as this that he could confirm or deny its legitimacy from a thousand miles away. Isn’t that more knowledge than a simple country lawyer should have?
Made me wonder what he’s been up to, so I tossed his house while he was out pimping his book, and although I didn’t find any chemical or biological weapons, I did find the following suspicious items:
- A scale model of New Orleans with signs near Lake Pontchartrain saying “levee bombs go here”.
- An original vintage 1960’s Easy Bake Meth Lab.
- A copy of John Wayne Gacy’s “Clowning For Dummies“.
- A Samurai sword forged in 593 B.C., with the metal in the blade folded over 200 times.
- A first edition of “To Serve Man“, in the original Kanamit.
- The shrunken head of Steven Den Beste.
- Twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was.
- Michele Malkin’s minced kitten brownie recipe.
- A “Tickle Me Osama” doll.
- A small vial of something which I did not smell, and therefore assume to be Iocane powder.
I also found a voice-operated blender in every room with varying amounts of leftover puppy coagulating in them, but these didn’t strike me as being odd.
All I have to do now is figure out what he plans to do with all this stuff…
So, Gacy couldn’t spell, as well as being a homicidal maniac….
I think he got it all at Alice’s Restaurant. You know, you can get anything you want there. Except Alice.
Actually GEBIV, that was me. Wheever I thik about clows, I get so scared that I forget where the “” is o the keyboard.
Ayway, it’s fixed ow.
Unless you also found a stash of P2P, that original vintage 1960’s Easy Bake Meth Lab is nothing but a cultural artifact.
Hey, an ‘lanche for Harvey!
Check that off your list, eh?
‘grats
Hmmm, five of those ten items are on my shopping list for studio ‘decorations’…
…I let you guess which five.
I understand that shrunken heads can be used to cast curses on unauthorized intruders. (NYAAhaahaa…)
//* A Samurai sword forged in 593 B.C., with the metal in the blade folded over 200 times.//
Are you saying we gotta cut this guy’s head off to keep him from destroying all the hobo’s in the world?
//* A small vial of something which I did not smell, and therefore assume to be Iocane powder.//
Too late, he’s built up a resistance by including Iocane in his puppy shakes.
I bet Darrin “Kolchak” McGavin could solve the case if he were still alive.