I had to think really hard and talk and everything.
The things you’ll do for a free sandwich and a salary.
Anyhoo, I’ll see about getting you some Frank J. humor soon. Also, I should be able to send out the official IMAO Test Newsletter tomorrow. Yeah, by now I probably should send out an actual newsletter, but I promised a test newsletter so a test newsletter you’ll get.
So, until I post again, read about Bird Flu since that’s still in the news.
Hate it when my job gets in the way of funtime.
Bird flu? What a non-story. I’ll worry when it actually does become a pandemic, like the swine flu did, and SARS did–wait, no they didn’t. We have like forty kajillion people on planet earth, and maybe a hundred chicken smoochers and bird poop eaters have died of this dread disease. Oooh, scary. the regular flu kills way more people, thousands, in the US alone.
That’s all I’ve got to say about that.
Just tell them that you’re a liberal, and that thinking is “against your religion”. Remember to tell them that it’s a “disability”, too.
If they still don’t believe you and try to make you work, call them “racist”, “homophobic”, “mean-spirited”, and “doody heads”.
If they still don’t believe you, just stop bathing and wallow in your own filth whilst mumbling obscenities.
It’s hard work trying not to work, so get going! You need to free up more time to make with the funny.
Where is Aquaman?
Aquaman would know what to say to your boss.
With all due respect AJ, though I do agree that Aquaman is usually a well-respected source of information, personally, on this one I would go with Huggy Bear from the original Starsky & Hutch show. He knew EVERYTHING.
This making us work thing is getting out of hand, we need some “cheese eating surrender monkey” demonstrators to fill the streets. Has anyone else noticed that the french have extra long handles on their protest signs so that they don’t have to raise their arms too high?