Hellbender Update

For those who care, I keep having a number of false starts on Hellbender (coming up with a beginning is hard!), but I think I finally have it. As soon as I have the first chapter done, I’ll put it up.
Be honorable and such and such.

13 Comments

  1. I don’t mean to be a jerk, but it surely happens fairly often.
    Saying that, didn’t you already start Hellbender? I mean, I seem to remember reading a few chapters before your muse got drunk and stoned and ran off with Sadly No!’s muse*.
    Now I’m more confused than before.
    *(One funny muse and one un-funny muse are running around Amsterdam. I assume it’s yours and Sadly No!’s as they don’t really need a muse to be unfunny.)

  2. Be careful about posting the chapters. If you do too many of them, then you won’t be able to get the book published.
    Is it me or is that pretty darn funny?
    Why? Because the last book FrankJ published was made up entirely of posts.

  3. Frank, Frank, Frank, not to put any pressure on you, but I’ve been downloading Hellbender to combat my addiction to Lois and Clark NFic, so if I don’t see some wacky frankish-humor gunfights and absurd conversation from your goofy characers, I’m afraid you’ll lose this reader to the Daily Planet newsroom, one of the most liberal places on Earth.
    GET IT GOING PLEASE!!

  4. Well I think Frank has had so much writers block lately that he has resorted to teasing his biggest(and possibly only)fans. Team Hellbender has been on hiatus since last July. I can’t believe you would waste time on scary evil monkey when the fate of the world is at stake and team Hellbender has been stranded in the desert. How could you leave a man behind? How could you? As I realize I originally found this website for purely political reasons I found myself entranced by the weekly updated stories and found myself more interested in the latest Hellbender update. I normally mock fantasy readers and those people who go into the woods to act out Dungeons & Dragons. Sadly I am worse as I wait on every tidbit of Hellbender I am going to go cry now.

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