Well, I haven’t been following the news for over a week so I’m a bit out of the loop. I heard that Saddam Hussein tried to escape his prison but was then tackled by Gerald Ford who then stangled Saddam before Ford’s own heart gave out. They will both be… uh… acknowledged.
Anyway, it’s a new year, and my resolution is to fight the sissification of America. We can’t end up like Europe which is so sissy that it’s probably not long for this world. We have enemies who understand little more than strength (which is true for all enemies America has ever faces) and that what makes it important that we do things confidentially and unapologetically… even if it ends up it wasn’t the right thing to do. There’s too much second guessing going on in national affairs, and the world needs at least one country out there that confident enough to just smash its obstacles while not vacillating about it like some big John Kerry.
Now, you may say as you step on my glasses and push me into the mud, “But, Frank, you’re a sissy.” Maybe, but it’s time for all of us to stop being part of the problem. There’s too much femininity in today’s society. And there’s too much blaming society. Sissies blame others and whine about their circumstances. Did Jesus ever whine when He got nailed to a cross for trumped up charges? No. He may have been for peace and love, but He was no sissy.
So, that’s the theme for the new year: Everyone needs to stop being a bunch of sissies. Going to Iraq was a great idea, the region is going to be better off for it, and, if you disagree, then maybe you should spend less time worrying about foreign affairs and more time searching for your missing penis.
I’ll post more soon… but, if I don’t, I guess I was too busy. I won’t apologize for it.