As you may know, Laurence Simon has made it to the final round of the Pickle Tales contest at Podcast Pickle. What you don’t know is all that’s at stake hear. First, Laurence has worked hard in all these rounds and learned awesome new editing skills. He plans to revive the IMAO Podcast, and, if you listened to any of his entires, you can just imagine how great it will now be with his editing. But, if he loses this contest, he’s going to fall into a bout of depression from which he quite possibly will never recover. Not only will there be no new podcasts, there will be no more posts. You’ll come to IMAO and exclaim, “Where’s the Jewishness?” for it will be no where to be found.
But who will celebrate? Terrorists, that’s who. Reportedly, they’ve already prepped their guns to fire in the air when their favorite, Phil “Muhammad” Rossi, beats the “scheming IMAO Jew.” Rossi, Lair’s competition, hates puppies and loves terrorists (who also hate puppies). Winning this podcast contest we would be a huge boon for terrorism, while if Lair wins it might finally break their morale and let Israel occupy all of the Middle East as they’ve always planned.
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UPDATE:
Right now, seven votes separate Lair from the top spot. Every vote counts!