I saw this picture of Nancy Pelosi, and wondered what she was doing with her left hand:
At first I thought she was trying to hide her Muslim-offending hair because she was embarrassed about being seen in public without her silky dishrag of subservience.
Too innocent of an explanation. Believing that would be as crazy as believing that fire could melt steel.
So maybe Nancy’s giving a clandestine Victory sign to her terrorist buddies?
More likely, but Victory signs are palm-outward.
Therefore, my conclusion is that she’s giving a big, British F-U to the troops, the President, and every American who thinks licking terrorist boots is a stupid idea.
I’m going with that one.
No Harvey, she’s just saying “I need botox here, and here, and here…”
Besides, she isn’t smart enought to have figured out the British F-U sign yet, she still thinks that she is “number one” when all her “fans” point to her and shout.
Quick, gimme the water-the Wicked Witch of the West is showing her face in public again.
Actually she is pointing at the two sides of her brain. The side made out of shit, and the other side she uses to cover it up.
I thought she was just holding back the excess skin so she could smile…but then, I’m terribly naive…
I believe she is adjusting the tension settings on her removable face. She does, after all, have two of them…
I think she’s scratching the cranial hemorrhoids she contracted by having her head up her ass for so long.
Horns itch sometimes.
The Land Walrus Wins!
Just ignore the forefinger.
…Quick, someone hand her a glock.
(I can dream, can’t I?)
Geez. She looks like a fish-eyed corpse, especially with that rigor-mortis rictus smile…
God help us all.