You know how if you have a bug infestation, you evacuate the area and use a bug bomb? I was thinking we should come up with something like a bug bomb but for Islamic radicals. Then I realized we have that already and its just called a “bomb.”
We should use that.
I say we use a Thanatos Device.
How about we genetically engineer a disease whose only cure is pork fat?
I still want the Navy to pursue the Gay Bomb and I expect our government to write a blank check on this one! The idea of turning all these Islamic pricks into homosexuals is just too good! I also expect the entire American population to receive inoculation from this devise before it’s deployment–well except of course where it’s already being tested in Massachusetts and Hollywood of course– If the government needs a blood donor from a male that is immune–I will volunteer but will expect to NEVER pay taxes again–EVER!!!
The Bomb… coming soon to a (former) nation (Iran) near… well near sombody.
I think a Jew (Joo) bomb would be more effective on Islamic terrorists. They would be more likely to kill themselves, doing the work for us.
Fred Brannan, you are my hero.
A gay bomb doesn’t work on NORMAL STRAIGHT Americans. We have a natural immunity. Years ago (around 700AD) we dropped goat-bugger bombs on the Middle East. These worked for several centuries until the mutagen started devolving and “little-boy” buggerers became the norm amongst Arab populations. Then when trans-oceanic transportation became popular the mutagen vectored to San Francisco. When it arrived here in the US, it once again went thru inverted-binary reverse-osmosis and became what is commonly called Gay Pride Syndrome. Attempts where made to cure this with a top-secret vaccine called Anal Injected Death Sentence (AIDS for short), this has been quite successful in reducing
the lifespan of carriers, but has led to huge groups of Gays with AIDS to blame Normals for their sick/perverted practice of UNSAME-SEX SEX.
Studies have shown that if all Gay Bomb victims where placed on a deserted island, one generation later the affliction ends. Outbreaks are not ruled out, however.
True Story, Associated Press!
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Then we could make a mint on concessions at the new glass-bottomed Roller Rink.
Simple. True. Funny. I commend you.
The only error is that you again are attampting to apply reason and common sense to a relatively simple and easily defined problem. Such is not the government way. You have much to learn young padawan.
-5 sp. Attempting.
In fact… i think there is this special bomb that they have for such infestations… i believe they call it an “atomic” bomb, or something like that…
Look at this thread. Frank just mentions the word bomb and suddenly some of you are mentioning gay bombs and homosexuals! This a War. We are supposed to commence violence upon the enemy not fantasize about turning the middle east into a giant gay porno.
Just go ahead and come out of the closet now you gay bomb mentioners. You aren’t fooling anyone.
How about a hippie bomb…opps, we already have that. Its called soap.