It’s pretty much over for Hillary, to the point that if Hillary can somehow grab the Democrat nomination now, I’ll vote for her on principle in the general for being the most conniving politician ever and I would love to see unleashed on our enemies. Her presidential bid has been good for introspection, though, as I used to hate her, saw the crazy Bush hate, and then see those same crazies against her. It makes me ask myself whether I was ever like them. Did I ever lose sight that Hillary, despite my disagreements with her, is still just a sincere but flawed human being?
I’m going to miss her, and I’m going to miss her for ten ordered reasons:
TOP TEN THINGS WE’LL MISS ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON
10. That special way our soul aches every time we see her.
9. The way her laugh rid the neighborhood of stray cats.
8. How her smile melts steel.
7. When she said she’d obliterate a country, you knew she meant it.
6. How, despite all the trouble he’s caused, she’s spared the life of her husband because she still loves him.
5. The way she referred to babies as “fresh souls” as if she were talking about produce.
4. How in her debates with Obama, you could see in her eyes that she was truly plotting to kill him.
3. When she went to YearlyKos, the Kos Kids would scatter and hide under furniture like cockroaches.
2. How she’d fight for universal healthcare despite the fact that you knew in her heart she wouldn’t care if we all died.
And the number one thing we’ll miss about Hillary Clinton…
It was nice to know there was at least one Democrat out there with balls.
Oh, now I’m getting misty.
[* sniff ]
Remember the time she got mad because PMSNBC said she was pimping out Chelsea? Or when she [ sniff ] ripped BarryO’s heart out and fed it to him on a skewer at the ABC debate? Those were some sweet moments of good popcorny fun.
[ sniff *]
So true. In fact, if she had a few spare nukes that Bubba had saved from the 90s, you know she would have destroyed Iran months ago just to let us know she was serious.
The only good thing about Hildebeast is that she’d do slightly less damage to America than BarryO.
Come on Frank! If she was all that, Baraaaak would be shaking hands with MLK about now.
She’s just a stupid girl with psycho delusions of megalomania.
Ever notice how Obama’s name sounds like a chicken? Buc Buc Baraack.
Here’s my list of the five things I’ll miss about her if she loses this election:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Yup, that’s what I’ll miss.
Veeshir #5:
I liked your number 3 better than your number 2, and think you should switch them.
But sensing that you were going for comedic value and not intellectual worth, I must allow that they’re funnier the way you had them. I could be wrong about it, since being a studious sort of fellow I don’t know much about humor.
I’ll just miss her cold, calculating political skill.
This is a woman that was the wife of a man elected to office in Arkansas then later the White House, who kept sticking her face out there to get “known” then going back behind the curtain when citizens got tired of her.
When her meal ticket left office she hurredly bought a house in New York (face it, Hillary needed to be a senator of a big state, not Wisconsin), and in running for senator was having her butt handed to her by Guliani. She was going to lose and no one would ever had heard from her again.
But look! Guliani got cancer and had to pull out. Game On for Hillary! She bravely battled on to defeat a Republican that no one ever heard of and now she’s IN! She’s suddenly viable.
And in the fight for the Democratic nominee, she’s used all her cunning and guile to get this far…the tears, playing tough, saying all the right things…up until she got desperate. Now she’s shooting from the hip, she’s a fighter, she’s all for every citizen being counted, etc.
Look, she even dropped the “Rodham” from her offical name to be more electable. Of course, if she got elected, she’d be President Rodham-Clinton, as everyone knows. But also as everyone knows, a Clinton always moves to the center when trying to get elected.
Socratesty, I would have preferred Veeshir’s list in reverse order, you know, as a countdown. Veeshir’s method seems heavy-handed and lacking priority. So I present mine:
10. good riddance
9. good riddance
8. good riddance
7. good riddance
6. good riddance
5. good riddance
4. good riddance
3. good riddance
2. good riddance
1. good riddance
Have a lovely day.
Frankly, I’ll miss nothing about her. I will begin to feel elevated to see that cold face gone from the front pages of newspapers and most of the TV stations, save die-hard Hillary loving dyke stations.
I think that we are stuck with this woman for a while whether we like it or not because the Clintons are not going anywhere until they have spent their $109 million in their joint quest for power. The quest for power has taken these two over completely they will not stop now.
Mark my words. They will still be campaigning in front of anybody who would litsen in places that time has forgotten, this time next year. They will be like those kamakazi Japanese soldiers on those remote pacific islands still fighting for the war 40 years after it ended.
The Clintons definitely represent the by-gone era.
A friend of mine had a Ouija board when we were kids. We threw that thing in the garbage 6 times, and it kept comming back. We finaly had to burn the thing.
I don’t know why I felt compelled to share that story with you guys, when we were discussing Hillary’s political demise…
Yes, Jimmy, I like your ordering very much. And having twice as many reasons gives you much more freedom to flesh out your ideas in depth. But you forgot “Don’t let the garbage chute door hit your head on the way down.”
This election is not a popularity contest, nor is it a contest to see which candidate can p*** the furthest and longest (anyway, she’d win).
This election is nothing more nor less than a JOB INTERVIEW for the most powerful job in the world. And so far, Senator Obama seems to consider it an imposition to be asked substantive questions! What an arrogant asswipe!
Our theme song for Hillary’s campaign:
“How Can We Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?”
Oh! How can I miss you…..If you don’t go away
Please help me I’m fallin’ for somebody new
Anything I wind up with is better than you
So have your face lifted it needs it no doubt
Go to Peter Pan’s beauty shop… before your pan peters out
Check this out…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Lstkiexhc
If I recollect correctly, Ted Kennedy ran for president twice and failed. Oh, how I wish he’d faded away then. But he’s still in the Senate, poster boy for C.R.I.S. that he is! Hellary, McLaim and Obomba will be lurching about DC with the other political undead for years to come, no matter who wins. So save your lists until
She’s not only merely dead,
She’s really most sincerely dead!
Well, now we have ZERO candidates left that have a pair!
Indeed, ussjc. My youngest son is a US Army pilot. Every day, now, I worry about his future under our next president.
Sniper miss her all the time.
Snipers miss her all the time.
[sigh]
That’s OK spacemonkey. At least your heart’s in the right place, if your fingers aren’t.