The religion of Global Warming is now officially beyond parody.
Guess it’s the old humor blogger’s retirement home for me, now.
[Hat tip: George]
The religion of Global Warming is now officially beyond parody.
Guess it’s the old humor blogger’s retirement home for me, now.
[Hat tip: George]
“This fart tank demeans both of us.”
This does not surprise me.
Okay, maybe a little.
That is absolutely ridiculous! What is the matter with the UK?! Have they gone insane?
It’s a JihadiCow!
That’s a fuel/air bomb of it’s own making and it is preparing for a paradise of 72 hot hunks of veal, marinated and ready for their horny advances!
Be prepared! Get your grills hot, sharpen your knives, and listen my friends, listen for the battle cry of these insane bovine as they thunder down your street ululating and shouting
ALAMOO SNACKBAR!!
We can repulse the meaty invaders and have a darn nice picnic after.
Love & Hugs,
Anon 1:50 (Mrs.)
(call me Shirly)
Reducing emissions from COWS?
Beam me up!
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such a sport
…and then decided he wasn’t going to pay up on that bet, because that cow didn’t jump at all, she had a friggin’ methane fart-rocket strapped to her back, so f— that fiddle-playin’ cat – let him TRY and collect!
Dear Lord. In all seriousness, I don’t know how much more of this I can take. It’s so monumentally ridiculous.
I’m probably just in a bad mood or something. I need another beer.
I have repeatedly emailed the rights holders of THE GREAT GLOBAL WARMING SWINDLE inquiring as to when it will be played on TV in USA markets. When it first came out they said ooh real soon.
Yet to this day I do not think it has played here in the USA.
Any chance anyone wants to join together and send out cloned disks ????
The Telegraph article (linked) has a strange error – talks about “8000 – 1000 litres of emission” per cow per day.
Typo or a clue the article itself is a parody?
Well, i think they must have meant 800-100 L, since 8,000 L of methane is about 11 pounds of methane. I would have no problem with this setup if it wasn’t to learn about “global warming”, but to try to recapture the energy from methane and to use it as fuel.
Yep, let’s get them cows all cleaned up. Then we can go to work on pigs, and horses, and dogs, and cats, and hampsters and all. Once we get all the domestic breeds as non methane-emitting we can start on the non-domestic animals.
Supposedly this is all without any negative environmental impact whatsoever. I guess methane was never supposed to be part of the natural balance and order of things.
I’m glad that we’re so smart.
That’s carrying flatulence to new heights. But will it power my lawn mower?
The solution might be found here.
http://www.beanogas.com/
That baggie looks like its made from PVC – the kind of junk that air mattresses are made of. Considerable amounts of petroleum and energy are needed to make plastics like PVC. This is yet another blatant scam on the part of BIG OIL to reap insane profits from selling cow-fart-containment-backpacks!!!
/sarc
I have a couple dozen WWII-vintage tracers in .30-06 laying around. I’m hip to the idea of shrieking cows flying around with rocket backpacts, IYKWIM.
/not sarc
When I read KendallJ suggestion that said no problem if it is to use the gas as fuel…………..I had a megagood superhappy brainwave………..since liberals are among the most noxious emitters we should legislate a bill to require liberals to wear pink gas tanks strapped to their backs.
If you want to take it a little further we can then have a supplemental legislation requiring them to install an EGR valve. ( exhaust gas recirculation ) That is the antipollution device in your car that recirculates hot exhaust gas to the input. A new realization of ATM indeed !!!!
This is the cow
That tossed the dog
That worried the cat
That killed the rat
That ate the malt
That lay in the house
That Al built!
Harvey, I’m a little disappointed here. Where are the pictures of Frank with one of those strapped on?
Well I think the House, Senate, House of Lords and Commons and all other government entities need to be fitted with these devices.
Maybe then we can get some intelligent leadership installed. After all with all the gas expelled in these organizations the members should be orbiting the earth for quite some time or maybe we could light a match and they would all be “singing with the choir invisible.”
And here I thought the WEtards were too smart to fall for our zany, wacky fake ideas. Apparently one got through. 🙂
I think it’s a great idea, cows that cook themselves. What’s wrong with that?
I dunno, I think that cow looks pretty embarrassed to be wearing that thing, and I feel the same way for her. Where’s PETA? They need to be going after those that would diminish the poor cow’s self-esteem like that.
I always knew liberals were a bunch of gas bags.