“I like them French fried potaters.”

Gwen: “You always seem to be deep in thought. Tell me, what are you thinking right now?”

Barack: “I was thinkin’, I’m gonna take me some of these taters home with me.”

15 Comments

  1. Ooh, ooh! Taters! Gimme some of them taters! Taters is as taters does. My mama told me, if I ate all my taters, I’d grow up to be president! Now, I don’t know what it is a president does, but if it means taters, I’ll be a president! Home fries, french fries, hash browns, mashed taters, baked taters, they’s all taters! You know, the Mack Donald’s has taters… I think I’ll go on down there and have me some crispy, golden taters…

    Please, don’t tell him you get a toy with every Happy Meal.

  2. I have put my salad tongs into the salad. Here is what I found out. Palin loses the debate and looks dumb. The GOP also loses the election and it is blamed on Palin. Her career is over and she loses the next time she runs for Alaska governor. She becomes a national joke and everyone laughs when her name is mentioned for the next 200 years.

  3. I’m thinking Salad tries to take a bite of his salad, and mistakenly shoves his fork in his eye. Then, he screams for nationalized health care. The emergency room doctors laugh at him, and let him croak, because they won’t treat anyone with Russian dressing. Kinda fitting, and who are we to keep anyone from their predestined fate?

  4. I didn’t realize peta had such influence over psychics.
    They used to predict the future using animal entrails, now they’re forced to read lettuce.

    Psssst #11:
    Don’t believe everything the arugula tells you.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.