Look at the nigerian spam e-mail I got:
Subject: United nation Economic Bailout
Attn.
I wish to notify you that The United nation Economic Bell out (UNEBO) made you a beneficiary for the sum of Seventy five Thousand Dollars, (USD$75,000.00)
Note: you are advise to contact the area coordinator in Africa Dakar Senegal for more details information on how you can recieve the cash.
Here is the contact of the coodinator in Africa as follow:
Email: uneconomicsbailout@yahoo.com
Mr.Louis NgomaThanks and good luck to you.
United Nations Headquarters New York City.Mrs. Clara Smith.
Secretary General.
So Obama’s bailout is already causing economic opportunities for people.
Obama was using so much hope power that I was getting bailout spam telling me of all the money people wanted to give me long before anything went up for a vote in congress. Maybe I should change some of my view on ‘The One’
Nigerian money scams are old news. The new hotness is Kenyan money scams. Watch out for people claiming to be the son of a Kenyan dignitary, who then tell you they have some important office over here, and would like to give you some kind of bail out. The trick is, they steal it all back and more in small increments over the next four years.
This isn’t racist is it?
That wasn’t a scam, Frank. It was a reel bell out. There going too bell you out, sew you never has too pay you’re morgidge note or pay your’e electric bell. Thats why their calling it a bell out.
Witch you would no if you had any branes at all.
Corrupt and getting it on the down-low! If 19 tequilas do not get the taste of this economy destroying president out of your mouth 20 will not either.
Freemon Sandlewould says “For the first time in my adult life I am embarrassed of my country.”
Missleading; When I saw the title Bailout Spam I thought the futue of caned “squirls,possum,and mice” was uncertain.
The REAL test of this scam. er, assistance to Africa is if the Magic Bullet and George Foreman Grill is included, all delivered by the Shamwow guy.
That sounds even more logical and honest than the “stimulus” bill passed through congress.
Woo Hoo – soon we’ll all be as rich as the Nigerians!
UNEBO is OBENU spelled backwards which is OBAMA in Nigerian!
Are you positive the e-mail isn’t authentic? That Yahoo e-mail address just screams “legitimate” to me.
I think you should reply with all of your band and credit card information just to be sure. Not that that is my e-mail address or anything….
Clara Smith is an odd romanization of Ban Ki-Moon. Maybe it’s new math.
HAHA – you only get 75,000. They’re giving me 12 million. You poor sucker
Reverse scam ’em Frank. For tips on how, go to 419eater. Even if you don’t the site is good for hours of laughs.
Aparently this email is actually authentic. Dan Rather just told me so.
Can you forward to the poor McNuggets nitwit? She needs the funds far more than you, Frank! She got jobbed to the tune of $2.00 and would certainly appreciate an opportunity to deal with uneconomicsbailout@yahoo.com! Just trying to help those less fortunate with a bit of Hope and Change…
I need a little bell out, too. A little TACO bell out! Who’s up for chalupas? Obama’s buying!
Question for the guys: Which one of you guys like to talk to the little guy riding in the chalupa?
You need to contact general dubaku too.
The hidden messages. They’re in my brain!!
UNEBO is an anagram for BONE U.
This has to be at least as legitimate as any other un program, right?
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