I’m starting to think David Frum is just a couple steps away from being Andrew Sullivan’s coblogger at TrueConservatives.com. He’s become whiny and acts like a little goober, and that’s not how real conservatives are. Real conservatives never whine. The focus of real conservative should instead be awesomeness and kick-assery. If Frum wants to get back to his conservative roots, he should try designing a giant Mecha for battling liberals. That would be awesome! It would try and then engage liberals intellectually, and when it inevitably fails, it would crush them with its giant robot feet!
So Frum better watch his whininess or his own creation could turn on him!
aw. I actually like Frum. He does raise good points, and his wife’s series on the presidential IM chats was hilarious. ^_^
I don’t know much about this Frum fella, but it sounds like he is one of those guys that takes the contrary opinion just for the personal fun of it. We all knew one of those guys growing up. No matter what you liked he would tell you how uncool it was to like it even though everyone else thought it was cool and then try to sway others into going along with him.
Palin has become our, our, crap… what’s that stuff called? Phenylthaline Solution? Li’l Buckley, Frum, Brooks, Noonan, Parker, etc all turned kinda pinko once they came in contact with Palin.
An attractive woman who can handle a gun is a big turn off for these types, whereas the rest of “us” think that an attractive woman who can handle a gun is nearly as desirable as a winning powerball lotto ticket. I don’t think can take any of those abovementioned elitellectuals seriously ever again. Besides, Frum seems like the kind that couldn’t change the air filter in his Volvo without ending up in the emergency room – I don’t think I’d be too impressed with his battlebot.
Press Release from the RNC:
Michael Steele has announced today that his outreach to the Hip/Hop and One Arm Midget communities has been such a smashing success he is implementing Phase II of his key RNC new voter sign-up titled, Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.
(Chorus)
“Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We’d hear it from the people of the town
They’d call us gypsies, tramps, and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down”
“We think with a little outreach to this community, we can convince these people to lay some of this money down for the RNC”, Steele was quoted as saying as he climbed aboard the RNC’s “wagon of a travallin show” loaded with bottles of “doctor good”…
Asked if Rush Limbaugh supports this new effort, Steele became agitated and whipped the horses like a maniac until he could no longer be questioned by reporters. Calls to Rush have so far not been returned..
So #4 does that mean that Frum is Tim the Tool Man Taylor?
“Does everybody know what time it is?”
“Fool Time”
Frum is a douche. I’d call him a tool but tools are useful and manly. What we should do is send the whiny little beyotch a bottle of Johnson’s baby shampoo to help dry his tears and a box of Midol for his PMS. Then we can all design the mecha and it’ll go after him even before it goes after Nancy Pelosi. Because that’s how much of a whiny liberal douche he is.
Also, what inominatus said. That.
Yes indeed he should design a Mecha for liberals. That way when they look on a map all they can find is Mecca and they will get lost since that can not be where you meant.
Sit him under the sword of Damoclese for a couple seconds, problem solved.
Eric, We’re all under the Sword of Damocles and have been for some time. Yet we still have libtards, tree-huggers, community organizers and Clintons. I think you need to rethink the strategy. Unless you mean putting Frum’s neck on an actual chopping block and gently resting the blade of the sword there for a few minutes, then letting him walk away to seriously think about what he’s done. That may work.
The “Uncle Daves” (Frum and Brooks) just want Massa ‘Bama to know they ain’t like them uppity
conservatives who threaten the Plantation.