To honor Cinco de Mayo, I put five scoops of mayo on everything I eat.
Maybe conservative policies would be more popular if paired with giveaways. “National Right to Carry Plus Free Candy Bill”. Then, some people who might not like guns would still be for the bill because they get free candy. All we have to do is compromise our principles, and we do that all the time for no benefit anyway.
“National Right to Carry Plus Free Candy” — the “Suck on This!” Bill.
New strategy: Let’s all be for massive spending. Liberals will then get paranoid and check their spending bills line by line.
If we remove all moderates, the GOP will be smaller, but also more agile! Probably unelectable either way.
I don’t have a problem with moderates in the GOP, but can’t they just vote the way we tell them and never ever talk?
In case no has said it, the obvious choice for the Batman replacement is Arthur Curry. Batman + talk to fish = awesome!
You know who would be a good supreme court nominee, Batman. I used to worry he would be a little week on the 2nd amendment, until someone pointed out that while he doesn’t use handguns as a preference, he still mounts .30 mini-guns on the Batmobile. Guy like that isn’t going to want restrictions on ammo purchases, which we know is the libs next move.
Really random thoughts:
I like libs. They make great silencers.
Clown cars are some of the most environmentally destructive cars to produce. I think I will support other people driving them.
If Frank eats five scoops of mayo on every thing, does he then puke in the sinko?
Will Harvey give Frank mouth to mouth after his heart attack from 5 scoops of mayo on everything?
Will I ever recover from the mental picture of Harvey giving Frank mouth to mouth?
If we pin that ones ears to his head, will the earths cooling trend cease?
Nice try but….unless you put five scoops of sugar on that mayo it wasn’t an authentic celebration of Cinco de Mayo.
The Taliban bringing down Pakistan, Israel vs. Iran’s nuke program, Russian missile sales to Iran… We’re about to find out just how much Obama sucks at being CINC.
Another random thought for the morning:
Could we give Colin Powell a colonic – and force his sorry a$$ out of the Republican party?
Clowns should be banned from the United States. They are very scary! I think all clowns are pedophiles who what to rape young children and are using clown costumes as a ruse to lure them in. This includes Ronald McDonald!
Isn’t the last thought just inviting an AquaMan movie?
USSJC your talking bout the Democrats right? (they’re trying to pass a law protceting pedoplies under the hate crimes laws) Cause if you are ship em outta here cause they are very scary…….
A smaller GOP will also be harder to detect, perfect for the vast right wing conspiracy. Muhahahaha!