Tiny tupperware containers actually enrage me. My wife has me put away a big pot of leftovers, and all I can find are containers meant to store the unused portion of a ketchup packet. Why do tiny plastic containers exist and why do we have so many of them? Is it for any other reason than to mock me?
If you ever have to fight humans remember that they are vulnerable to fire.
Other ways to kill humans: silver bullets, wooden stake to the heart, decapitation, extreme cold
Despite attacks, Iraq voting turnout was 62%. MTV must have had a really good “Rock the Vote” campaign there.
So what should we spend the huge savings from Obamacare on? I’m going with pixie dust.
If we don’t tell the census our race, what happens? If they don’t know there are lots of white people in Idaho, will that affect mayo supplies?
If Jim from the Office is going to play Captain America, then Dwight should be the Red Skull.
The director of Captain America is going to have to roll up a newspaper and whap Krasinski every time he mugs to the camera.
Won’t the Red Skull be angry when he sits down to write out his evil plans and finds his stapler in jello?
I don’t see a problem with the government keeping a database of our name, DOB, hair color, eye color, DNA, and darkest fears.
“So what should we spend the huge savings from Obamacare on? I’m going with pixie dust.”
Since pixie dust and savings from Obamacare both exist in fairyland.
I look forward to writing “government intrusion into my life” as my darkest fear.
I liked the first few seasons of “The Office”, but lately its been more like the Simpson’s where there is barely a nod to continuity or plausible premise. Now Scrubs that was a great show.
How does evil manipulation of the masses work? By using its previous/current awfulness to justify its next new awfulness.
My father had a tupperware moment not long after my mother passed away. All those #$%&@# tiny containers…out in thetreash with much fuming and fussing. One Dad’s rare moments.
We should spend the healthcare savings on creating jobs for folks to sweep up all of that unicorn poop left behind by those unicorns Obama has passed out.
A freind filed his census form with “Martian” as his race.The census worker never blinked.
Socialisim / totalitarisim is the best way to kill humans. en mass.
Why yes Frank! Containers are like the rest of us, we enjoy mocking you!
If you ever have to fight humans remember that they are vulnerable to fire.
And bathwater if they are hippie humans.
Random thought contributions:
-Hippies are essentially a self absorbed, drug using, orgy having Amish sect.
-Ever have one of those days? You know type. You check your email find out a childhood friend was arrested for dealing cocaine and later you wonder how did I dodge that fate bullet, then you think, “God must have something special planned for me” then you find yourself heating up a frozen burrito for lunch and think… “guess not”.
Here’s my random thought….The last four letters in American… I Can.
The last four letters in Republican… I Can.
The last four letters in Democrats… Rats.
End of Random Thought.
random thought… Happy Birthday Chuck Norris. He was born in a log cabin he made with his bare hands. He wasn’t born with feet, just boots. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.(please Mr. Norris don’t hurt me )
Luckily I just recently discovered that I am full-blooded Atlantean. All this time I thought I was a mixed race Hun and Vandal.
Where the hell else are you going to keep those little ketchup things? Jeez, Frank.