So how long until Obama is saying, “At least unemployment isn’t 110%”?
I would refuse to be rescued by any superhero not wearing pants.
Do you think the change in quality of M. Night Shyamalan’s movies over time is enough for a doctor to recommend he get a CAT scan?
CAT scans would be freaky if they actually were a cat staring at you. That always creeps me out.
I would just like to be the first to say, “Boo British Spider-Man!”
“You’re not supposed to give the baby weed!”
“But she’s in a ‘high’ chair.”
Yesterday.
That’s nothing. I once knew a guy who had an MRI – Medieval Rack Interrogation!
“So how long until Obama is saying, “At least unemployment isn’t 110%.”?”
Look at the brightside. With 110% unemployment that means Obama is also unemployed.
“Do you think the change in quality of M. Night Shyamalan’s movies over time are enough for a doctor to recommend he get a CAT scan?”
What, from bad to even more bad? Send him over and I’ll have my cats scan him. Or claw him for making such dreck.
“I would refuse to be rescued by any superhero not wearing pants.”
I agree. Unless it’s some good looking female super hero. Then I guess I’ll just have to let her save me. Take one for the team, so to speak.
The rifftrax of “The Happening” had some pretty good moments. “Hooooooooooot Doooog”
If I recall right Mark Wahlberg is one of the not fascist socialist nutjob actors. Zooey Deschannel is the hottest chick in Hollywood. The script was soo bad I felt like all the dialogue was delivered with a question mark on the end. As if to say can this be right this is really terrible.
[The Happening was definitely worth watching with RiffTrax. -Ed.]
I would refuse to be rescued by any superhero not wearing pants.
— Hey, if Wonder Woman, or Silk Spectre, wants to rescue me, I’m okay with that. I won’t argue about what they wear.
“I would refuse to be rescued by any superhero not wearing pants”
If she’s fine… I wouldn’t mind getting a nice look at those legs. If not a hand up on the situation!
CAT scans are recommended when the doctor thinks there’s something seriously wrong with you. The cat already knows there is.
Spider Yob?
Obama got his start in the “high cair”. Explains alot.
The original Catwoman in her short skirt could give me a cat scan any time. Rooowwrr
Obama won’t stop unitl unemployment is at onehundredeleventy %. It’s that Harvard math. and the Soviet way.
M. Night Shamalamdingdong reminds me of the 1980’s Atlanta Braves. You want them to make it, you root for them but you know it will be epic fail.
Sixth Sense: Awesome. Unbreakable: Awesome. Signs: Not Terrible. The Village: meh. Lady in the Water: Well, it did have Bryce Dallas Howard… The Happening: WTF? Plants? Really?
Call me weird, but if Lynda Carter came to rescue me with her golden lasso and invisible fighter jet, I’d allow her to rescue me whether I needed rescuing or not.
You can call me weird either way, actually.
well, Lynda Carter 25 years ago…
@Bantha: Yup, I do mean during her superhero days.
The Last Airbender sounds like me after a night of chili dogs.
LOL Just read on libbie blog about some smelly fungus covered hippie girl who was arrested at the G20 for assaulting the cops. SUPRISE !!! They hit back. Then, according to her, the entire Canadian military beat her up, throw her in a van, jumped in with her, and rode down to the popo house. She eventually winds up in solitary meditating to Mother Earth to give the protester the speial song the crazy-a@@es protester can sing to the animals and plants to rescue her. The sunflowers never came marching down the street to save her. If there is any way Frank/Harvey/Basil can get a hold of this, the whole thing is side splitting. Aquaman can call fish, smelly hippie can call plants.
“I would just like to be the first to say, “Boo British Spider-Man!””
First GI Joe becomes something other than an American GI
Then, Wonder Woman is made into something other than an American
And now, Spider Man is a brit?
The comic book world has turned gay.
I say old chaps my spidey sense is detecting a bit of anti-British bias here. Can’t we all enjoy some fish ‘n chips and just be friends?….Spiderman, Tea ‘n Crumpets on Thames, UK.
Spidey is now British? Man, I don’t know how much of this outsourcing I can take.
OK, let them have Spiderman, he’s a wuuz anyway. But you better keep Superman, Batman and The Flash as ‘Merican as apple pie or I’m gonna kick and scream and cry. I mean it, damn it!
Worse than a cat staring at you is when you’re in a house, at night, dark and quiet, all alone with a cat, and the cat suddenly gets wide-eyed and stares over your shoulder at something BEHIND YOU.
Re pantsless superheroes – Wonder Woman is not the pantsless superhero you should be concerned about, Frank. It’s when the guy superheroes are dressed in the swimsuits that things start looking weird. Though let’s be honest: about 90% of all superhero outfits would cause them to be regarded in the real world as freaky-deaky exhibitionists that right-thinking conservative parents wouldn’t let their kids go near.
Feh, its not lady supers wearing spandex panties you want to avoid…its male supers properly wearing kilts…..Beware the martial arts expert super-heroic character..the SCOTSMAN!!!
A Scotsman dressed in kilt left a bar one evening fair.
One could tell by how he walked that he’d drunk more than his share.
He stumbled ’round until he could no longer keep his feet,
Then staggered off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by.
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye,
“See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built!
I wonder if it’s true what they Don’t wear beneath the kilt?”
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be,
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see,
And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth!
They marveled for a moment, then one said, “We must be gone!
Let’s leave a present for our friend before we move along!”
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonny star the Scotsman’s kilt did lift and show.
The Scotsman woke to nature’s call and stumbles towards the trees.
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees,
And in a startled voice he says to what’s before his eyes,
“Ah, lad, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I see you Won First Prize!”
Ring dong diddle-diddle Dy-Dee-Oh! Ring dong diddle-eye-oh!
Ah, lad, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I see you Won First Prize!