I’m trying to teach my dad that worthwhile information never comes in the form of an e-mail forward.
Q. What’s the opposite of anti-matter?
A. Uncle-matter.
Totally forgot that Friday was my 8th blogiversary. That’s a lot of crap I wrote.
Watching Cheers on DVD. Holds up pretty well except for all the talk about getting horses reshoed.
I finally translated the Obamacare bill: It’s a cookbook!
The New Black Panther Party are the defacto leaders of the Democrat Party. Pass it on.
AlaBAMA is a state in the U.S. where the president is oBAMA. What’s your mnemonic for not getting him mixed up with Osama?
So are we as a society over getting hung up on race yet? No? I’ll check again tomorrow.
Shabazz: “Kill every ‘cracker’!! You know what you doing. Kill ‘cracker’. For great freedom.”
That Mel Gibson tape really does make the Alec Baldwin tirade sound endearing in comparison.
This might seem like the end of Mel Gibson, but remember that in Hollywood not even a rape conviction is a career-killer.
I hope it’s soon discovered that vuvuzelas cause mouth cancer.
From my reading of “To Kill a Mockingbird”, I’m still pretty sure Boo Bradley was the real killer.
I forget; was “To Kill a Mockingbird” written by John Grisham or Tom Clancy?
I think the worst of the series was “To Kill a Mockingbird 4: Mockingbird in Space.”
It’s an animal title, so it’s clearly Clancy. If memory serves me correctly, that one involves a new joint American-British stealth electronic warfare aircraft which through a complex “song” like that of a Mockingbird attacks Soviet missiles as they are launched.
Mockingbird 5: Mockingbird has a hot new Canary girlfriend also stunk.
Mockingbird 3: Rise of The Raven was the worst
So that’s why we all act like 8 year olds around here.
Well, traditional gifts for the 8th anniversary are “bronze or pottery,” Frank. So, which would you like? A bronzed bobble head of Obama – or a crock?
I hope it’s soon discovered that vuvuzelas cause mouth cancer.
Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please let this happen.
Jimmy: but Obama IS a crock…
So, either works.
Shiggz RT
-If all the great government spending for WW2 is what ended the great depression then why not ramp up spending on Afghanistan and well all be reach in a few years well leave the hellish 30’s behind and we will be living the dreamland of the 50’s!
-I will sometimes say or do something weird or unexpected because peoples reactions based off it tell me more about them then endless hours of conversations.
-There are children like you in poor countries who dont even have suicide vests. Now zip up and stop your complaining.
-What is the Tea Party about? Simple conservatives woke up to find themselves under assault and know longer the majority. They learned from the best how to be a vocal and relentless minority. Time for the chickens to come home to roost.
-Aye where be the wenches!
-old joke, where do pirates keep their buccaneers? On the side of the buccan-heads!
-Celebrate diversity unless a group threatens your electoral politics then call them Hitler.
-The best advice is that which points you in the right direction and helps you recognize and appreciate the answer when you come to it. Any more or any less becomes counter productive.
-Socialism is the opiate of the intelligentsia. Competition and posturing is the opiate of the wealthy middle. Alcohol and drugs are the opiate of the very rich and very poor.
reach = rich
know = no
Mockingbird 6: The Mockingbird meets the Muppets.
8 years of yummy conservative comedy goodness. Let’s hope for 80 more.
Nothing good ever comes in an e-mail forward. Unless it’s from me.
Mel Gibson should NASA’s new representive to Islam.
Shabazz needs to do a musical based on the Sound of Music.”Kill e-v-e-r=y cracker, squash e-v-e-r-y baby….” I bet Streisand, Sean Penn, and Rosie would back it.
“This might seem like the end of Mel Gibson, but remember that in Hollywood not even a rape conviction is a career-killer.”
Career killer? Rape is a career boost. The end for Mel? Not in Hollywood. Simply do one of the following (or more for extra career boost points):
1) Visit and embrace Hugo Chavez
2) Have sex with a 13 year old
3) Become Global Warming activist
4) Publicly ridicule “tea bagger” conservatives
5) Make statements blaming the US for terrorism/everything
Hollywood will celebrate you.
This might seem like the end of Mel Gibson, but remember that in Hollywood not even a rape conviction is a career-killer…. Perhaps Son of Bob but badmouthing blacks and Jews is a major sin in Hollywood……Gibson is history.
“That’s a lot of crap I wrote.” Frank, crap is now what the world is all about. I say you found a niche in a world that worships crap.
What happen?
Somone set up us Obama.
Mainstream Media turn on.
“How are you Zionists? All your polls are belong to us!”
I liked the anti-matter line.
If “PRO” means “in favor of something” and “CON” means “against something”, then what would be the opposite of progress?
#13: Can you please elaborate? English is not your first language, is it?
The answer Cilla is Congress.
@zzyzx: Must have had a blond moment. Ouch.
Ever since the 2008 presidential campaign, I’ve wondered if I am the only who thought of this episode of Twilight Zone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WudBfRa0ETw). Thanks, Frank; I now know I’m not alone. (and muchisimo congrats on the upcoming arrival of Princess Buttercup)
That’s a whole bootload of words. In fact, if we strung those words end to end, they’d go really far.
Approximately 70 people in Uganda were killed by a bomber while watching the World Cup.
I guess someone just couldn’t stand the sound of those d*mn vuvuzelas anymore.
Some swear by the original, but I really loved “Mockingbird 2, Electric Boogaloo.”
Since the ObamaCare bill is a cookbook, is the main ingredient in each dish “Soylent Green???”