A lot think Palin might be a moron and a complete screw up as president, but it’s possible she’d be completely different from Obama.
There isn’t oil spilling into the Gulf right now? That’s weird.
How many seats will the Dems have to lose for them to suspect that it wasn’t just because Martha Coakley was such a bad candidate?
Reminder: You’ need to multiply the number of jobs Obama claims to have created or saved by the square root of -1.
Could the anonymous plumber who came up with the cap be Joe the plumber? Oh yeah; anonymous.
“Mystery Plumber” makes me think of Super Mario in a Mexican wrestler mask.
“Yeah, I stopped the oil leaking in the Gulf, so I should be able to handle your faucet.”
I am just BA Twitter followers away from 1000.
I haven’t done anything on my bucket list, including creating a bucket list.
Obama wrote his bucket list on the inside of a bucket, and when he tried to read it back… the inevitable happened.
So what’s a double-dip recession? I learned from Seinfeld that double-dips are bad.
Why does the official Keith Olbermann site say so many bad things about Obama? Is he racist?
Shelia Jackson-Lee: “It was pretty bad when the Hindenburg hit that iceberg, but now they live side by side.”
“I am just BA Twitter followers away from 1000.”
You’ve been Hex’ed, Frank. That’s good ’cause your fondness for Octal is so… PDP-8.
And I am just one lobotomy away from joining “Twitter”!
Frank, my favorite Frank quote, from Yvonne’s Ashes: “Carter was president then, and everyone was sad except for me, being too young to know what ‘double-digit inflation’ meant.”
Random thought: “Tenacity, Dick; stay with ’em until they’re on the bottom.”
Tenacity Dick was my old stripper name.
“Had we declared victory when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, today we would be living side by side.”
“All those Greeks who wore sheets a long time ago lifted them off and now look like Republicans in ugly thongs.”
Yeah I know. I’m just trying to mimic her lack of historical sense. Never mind.
Basil, I prefer Calamity Dick.
“How many seats will the Dems have to lose for them to suspect that it wasn’t just because Martha Coakley was such a bad candidate?”
It doesn’t matter because it’s all in the message. Given enough buckets they will be confident of taking every seat.
I dunno. If it takes you eighty some-odd days to stop the sewage from flowing out of my toilet, I might look for a different plumber. Or mebbe I would take matters into my own hands and drop a nuclear device into my commode.
In an unrelated note, and knowing y’all’s penchant for rocket launching dinos and battling space robots, please see the enclosed movie trailer for sharktopus.
Looks like the movie event of the summer, sans sparkly vampires.
And it’s apparently a govmint plot, perhaps in response to the gulf oil leak, although with federal funding lag times it was probably in response to the bimbo erruption from the good ol’ days of Clinton; remember how bad he seemed at the time?!
http://io9.com/5588118/the-best-syfy-original-movie-trailer-ever-is-for-sharktopus
@Basil
Tenacity Dick was my old stripper name.
Dude! on a Friday? Now I will have to taste that all day.
@Plentyobailouts
I understand what you’re saying, but I don’t know if that was the best wording…
snort. Good one Basil.
I doubt the dems will ever admit it’s themselves that is the problem. Narccissists (sp?) rarely do.
The libtards are blowing a gasket over the Olberman site. Veins poppoing, screaming for lawsuits, death threats. It was okay yo do that to Sharon Angle, but the reverse…..
G. Gordon Liddy plugged the leak?
“We never got justice for Geprge Bush shooting Dr. King.”
George Bush…..
Oh yes, a big thank you to Charles Krauthammer and the other elitist morons who were so terrified we might have an embarrassment as a Vice President. Well done, boys, with your help we now have a Vice President that only says moronic things once or twice a day.
Random thought:
I’m really starting to get bugged about all these e-mails I keep getting how this or that person has added me as a friend on (sit on my) Facebook and how I should join so I can add them as friends and post my pictures and videos of my events. Some of them are even people I actually know! All I do is delete them as soon as I get them because, like Marko says, I’m about a lobotomy and a dozen eletroshock therapy treatments at 500,000 volts way from joining Facebook.
Damn, look at me, I’m starting to sound like Frank’s Spam Commenter Brigade…
@Basil
I understand what you’re saying, but I don’t know if that was the best wording…
Dang, you’re right. Well it is Friday, and mind is on punching hippies instead of what I am doing.
Hummmm! So I guess from now on he’ll be known as Joe the Anonymous Plumber Wurzelbacher?