I hadn’t plugged t-shirts in a while, so I was thinking, “Hey, maybe I should plug t-shirts.”

See, the baby is coming soon and we still have to buy the baby baby stuff and baby stuff costs money and I get money anytime you buy an IMAO branded t-shirt. Plus, SarahK says if I don’t get enough money, she’ll beat me, and I am very scared. Pregnancy has made her crazy!

So buy my t-shirts!

You can also put money in my tip jar through Pay Pal (link on left sidebar) if you want. If it helps, imagine I have a gun to your head and a crazy look in my eyes.

Anyway, there is my begging. I don’t beg much, but with a baby coming I guess it’s worth begging. She better be an awesome baby with cool baby powers.

Obama said about powerful interests, “They talk about me like a dog.” I don’t know what’s that supposed to mean. As he said it, he added it wasn’t in his prepared remarks; we know that when Obama prefaces something with, “Let me be clear,” that means a lie is coming, so apparently when he says, “That’s not in my prepared remarks”, that means he’s saying something stupid and meaningless.

Anyway, doesn’t Obama remind you more of a cat? He has this blank expression like he’s not quite comprehending what we’re saying or even paying attention to us. Makes a lot of noise when he wants attention and when he’s done with us acts like we’re not even there. He’s always tearing up valuable things if we’re not keeping a close eye on him. He a complete sociopath. He defecates in a box. The guy is a cat.

So what animal would you compare Obama too? You can’t all pick blobfish.

Obama redecorated the Oval Office because he’s a thin, neat person who likes redecorating things — not that there’s anything wrong with that! — but one of the things he changed was to add a new rug with quotes on it. And on that, he mis-attributed a quote to Martin Luther King that was actually from abolitionist Theodore Parker. Not only that, but here are some of the other quotes on the rug:

“What are we going do? What are we going to do? Game over, man! Game over!” -Herbert Hoover

“Good, bad – I’m the guy with the gun.” – Harry Truman

“Get in my belly!” -William Howard Taft

“Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed?” -Margaret Thatcher

“Relax, don’t do it.” -Calvin Coolidge

“You’re failing! What’s it with you and failure?” -Jimmy Carter’s mom

“One of these days – POW! Straight to the moon!” -John F. Kennedy

“Do or do not; there is no try.” -Confucius

“Why so serious?” -Richard Nixon

“If you can’t do something smart, do something right.” -George W. Bush

“Say hello to my little friend!” -Michael Bloomberg’s Friend

“I get up every morning and piss excellence!” -Ronald Reagan

“You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.” -President of the Czech Republic

“You shall not pass!” -Ted Kennedy’s Bar Examiner

“I know Kung Fu.” -Adolph Hitler

“Only the Sith speak in absolutes.” -Mother Teresa

“I don’t nothin’ ’bout birthin’ no babies!” -Margaret Sanger

“I’m getting too old for this @$%&.” -Strom Thurmond

In a comment thread regarding the Ground Zero mosque, Fishboy feigns ignorance:

I’m still bemused – no-one seems to be able to say *why* it’s poor taste.

Fishboy – let me take a stab at this:

They’re building a Muslim house of worship at a site where innocent Americans were killed by Muslim terrorists.

If 9/11 were the work of Irish terrorists, building an Irish pub there would be in poor taste for the same reason.

We could still end up disappointed in November, but it’s reached the point we should all make some gloating preparations or otherwise we could end up with a huge conservative wave and not be able to sufficiently gloat. Here’s what I’m getting together:

* Giant inflatable purple gorilla

* Bullhorn

* American flag

* Stick to poke liberals with

* Disco ball

* Loud country music

* Dancing shoes

* Accounts on various left-wing sites so I can inquire with them on their opinion of the apples that they have now received

* Elephant rental to ride around town on

* Effigy of Nancy Pelosi to fire out of cannon

* Cannon

So what preparations are you making for your November gloating?

So even liberals are panning Kos’s book American Taliban. From its title, it’s kinda obvious it’s just aimed at dumb liberals who like to scream and shake their fists, i.e., the Daily Kos audience.

What I find interesting is how many of the liberals compare Kos’s book to Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism (which Kos even made a sort of comparison with by his odd choice of a smiley face Taliban cover). You would think this is a way of denigrating Kos’s book by comparing it to a hated conservative book, but my guess is the goal is more to try and belittle Goldberg’s book by falsely saying it’s like Kos’s.

Apparently, Liberal Fascism really stung liberals since they’re still whining about it, but it wasn’t some idiotic diatribe like American Taliban saying all liberals are evil or something. Liberals want to believe it was that so they can easily dismiss it (What? Liberals misrepresenting something so they can be dismissive of it? When has that ever happened?), but it makes a simple point that most Americans find pretty obvious: A lot of liberals’ nanny state principles lay in some bad fascistic impulses. People don’t pass laws on their equals forcing them to buy health insurance or not letting them have trans fats; these are laws for lesser people liberals feel they need to rule for their own good. This doesn’t mean anyone is getting rounded up into camps, but it’s a bad instinct to start from that leads to bad policy.

Again, this smiley face fascism is as obvious to most Americans as that the media is severely left-titled, and similarly the left like to act like the charge is crazy when all that does is make them look dense. They can pretend that Goldberg’s book is an infantile scream like Kos’s, but all they end up doing is uselessly whining next to that goober.

Oh, I just noticed that Goldberg responded to most of this already, probably making my post redundant. Whatever; I’m sure I’m still smarter.