I guess we do need a gloating thread. I’ll get things started:
President Obama, I think the American people had a clear message: Get away from the car, you idiot. Now make yourself useful and fetch us some Slurpees.
Dear Soon-to-be-Ex-Speaker Pelosi: Since you will no longer be needing the services of military aircraft when traveling, I have made arrangements to tend to your needs in future air travel. You will be flying in Coach Class, seated in the middle, between a gigantic SEIU thug and a Teamster’s wife who will be breast-feeding their colicky infant son who, by the way, is subject to chronic ear infections. No need to thank me — it’s the least I can do. No, really, it’s the very least.
So, Steny…how does it feel now to be Nancy’s butt boy? She is nothing but a common member of the House of Representatives! Well I guess there is nothing common about it. Thieves, Liars, Child Molesters, Rapists and Murders have better reputations!
Hey, both chambers (House and Senate) turned Republican here in MN last night! First time in 38 years! We elected Dayton (a liberal dufus) but now he can’t do anything! BWAAAAAAAAA!
I’m not drinking your slurpee. You put high fructose corn syrup in it, you son of a grapefruit. I would never call you a son of a bitch. Why? Because female dogs do a lot of good for us. Grapefruits do very little for us. They masquerade as something they’re not. They may look like an orange, but they taste like your policies. Decay, destruction, and downfall.
Send a daily reminder to Boehner on his priorities on behalf of the voters. We also should ask for a monthly conference call (virtual townhall) to discuss our concerns. We will tell them who we need on the call
Keep them on the hook so that 2012 is successful and they do not fall back into the DC clicks and forget about their priorities
We won! While you are in India please leave the keys to you office and files with John Bohner. He wants to bring himself up to speed so that he can be an effective Speaker once he takes over. Please instruct your staff to assist him in anyway possible!
Thanks, Dude! Have a nice trip! Don’t worry about the 200 million big ones it will cost per day. You are…well…you after all!
I just did the tour of nutjobbery. Here’s what I discovered.
Huffpo: The emphasis is on whom to blame. Arianna leads off by not so much blaming Booosh as blaming Democrats for not realizing what a mess of the economy Booosh had made. Things would have gone better if they had figgured out in advance how bad it was. By the bye, despite being the more intelligent class, posters at Huffpo possess neither grammar nor spelling ability whatsoever; however, they have fully mastered profanity. It’s like reading the comments at a teen heart throb fanzine.
DailyKos: Good for the Republicans! Yay! They will screw everything up and then we will take over the world. Take note world, the Blue Dogs paid the price for their lack of faith in true Progressivism. Ergo, Progressivism is on the march!
Little Green Footballs: Despite the charges against Charles, LGF posters were pretty much tame and reasoned. I did actually catch a serious congratulations post to Boehner and the Republicans.
MSNBC: Boehner is a crybaby. Literally. (If you didn’t catch his speech last night, Bohener choked up with tears.)
CBS News: The Tea Party cost Republicans the Senate.
The One has lost his ditch bitch (ditch witch?) but the old geezer, Harry, is still driving the Chevy. However, The Repo Man is in a Volkswagen right behind them.
(See, that’s a “people’s car” reference representing our democratically-elected House of… Oh, screw it, I’ll never be marginally cultured.)
1) Click the link – http://www.last.fm/music/Queen/_/We+Are+the+Champions
2) Turn volume to 11.
3) Stand on desk.
4) Press play.
5) Sing along – you know the words.
6) Point at the LOSERS at the appropriate time.
7) Dismount desk and resume whatever it was you were doing.
Hate-filled lefties are invited to observe the mistletoe hanging from the back belt loop on my jeans.
Now, for some advice. You lefties (you aren’t liberals, and you certainly aren’t progressive in any sense of the word that I recognize)
didn’t listen. We told you that we didn’t want your version of health-care reform. You rammed it down our throats. You told us that
it was an achievement, and that we were stupid not to recognize it as an achievement. I suppose that it’s an achievement in the same
sense that it would be an achievement for my neighbor to shovel a ton of cowshit onto my lawn (I hope that my neighbor isn’t reading
this; I don’t want to give him any ideas). It took a lot of work – the bill had two-thousand pages! But it’s not an achievement in the
sense that it’s desirable. I don’t want it. The majority of the American people don’t want it. The majority of the American people don’t
want people who bought houses that they couldn’t afford and who defaulted on their mortgages to be bailed out; that provides an
incentive for even more people to buy houses that they can’t afford. When we told you all these things, you called us “bitter clingers”,
“racists”, and other nasty things. Yesterday, you paid the price.
You’d expect me to vote like you. I grew up in an affluent suburb of Chicago. My father was a patent attorney. I hold a master’s degree
from one of the world’s most prestigious universities. Yet I’m not like you. I don’t look down on people who work with their hands. I don’t
look down on people who haven’t been to college. There are things that I can learn from them, and I do my best to learn some of them.
Their votes count as much as mine, and as much as yours, and they should.
It’s likely that, in the two years between now and the next election, some people will forget your conduct over the past two years (actually,
over a far longer period than that). I’m not going to. Unless you change your ways dramatically, I’ll be in the booth voting Republican again
on November 6, 2012. It’s your choice. Do you want to listen to people who think like me? Or do you want to insult them? Do you want to
display fiscal responsibility, increase personal freedom, secure the border, and protect the citizenry? Or do you want to create bigger and
bigger annual deficits, restrict conduct even more, allow illegal immigration, and pretend that Islamofacism isn’t a threat?
All I have to show from the Peoples Republic of Massholes is Barney F’n Frank.
The man is an extremely arrogant, self-serving and corrupt tool. I can not believe even a dozen drooling idiots would be willing to vote for him (lets see: male whore=check;pot farmer=check; heckling d’bag ‘dude’=check…see, counting Barney the Arrogant and maybe his Mama, I can’t even find a half-dozen).
I can live with the Dem Govenor (it was my boy Mitt who did the Med Ins nasty dance here after all, so…), but how ANYONE could vote for that pile-of-sleaze-in-a-suit Frank is totally beyond my understanding. The hippies here will get a pass until I face punch every last 120K+ Frank voter personally (no ‘musket to the junk’ since that may just sound like a good weekend to Frank and heckler-boy).
Alan Grayson, washed up has been politician by day…washed up has been politician by night. May I assume Son of Bob that he is your unnamed Wall Mart greeter?
Pointing. Laughing. Pointing and laughing. Laughing and holding my sides. Pounding my desk while helpless with hysterical laughter. Pointing and laughing some more.
zzyzx…actually, I wonder how that would go. I can only imagine Alan’s first and last day:
Shopper: Hi
Wal-Mart Greeter Alan Grayson: You’re a knuckle-dragging neanderthal.
Shopper: I’m sorry, what?
Wal-Mart Greeter Alan Grayson: Die, die quickly!
Shopper: Are you serious?
Wal-Mart Greeter Alan Grayson: Are you a Republican?
Shopper: No, I’m a democrat.
Wal-Mart Greeter Alan Grayson: Oh, well then welcome to Wal-Mart.
Ha! Yeah I can picture crazy Grayson doing a bang up job as Wal Mart greeter just as you describe it. Also, you gotta point Willy…when leftwing Dem’s promise to focus on the middle class it can only mean trouble for the middle class.
Mmmm, Slurpees.
Dear Soon-to-be-Ex-Speaker Pelosi: Since you will no longer be needing the services of military aircraft when traveling, I have made arrangements to tend to your needs in future air travel. You will be flying in Coach Class, seated in the middle, between a gigantic SEIU thug and a Teamster’s wife who will be breast-feeding their colicky infant son who, by the way, is subject to chronic ear infections. No need to thank me — it’s the least I can do. No, really, it’s the very least.
So, Steny…how does it feel now to be Nancy’s butt boy? She is nothing but a common member of the House of Representatives! Well I guess there is nothing common about it. Thieves, Liars, Child Molesters, Rapists and Murders have better reputations!
Hey, both chambers (House and Senate) turned Republican here in MN last night! First time in 38 years! We elected Dayton (a liberal dufus) but now he can’t do anything! BWAAAAAAAAA!
Dear Obama,
I’m not drinking your slurpee. You put high fructose corn syrup in it, you son of a grapefruit. I would never call you a son of a bitch. Why? Because female dogs do a lot of good for us. Grapefruits do very little for us. They masquerade as something they’re not. They may look like an orange, but they taste like your policies. Decay, destruction, and downfall.
You’re worse than a grapefruit, you creep.
Merry Freaking Christmas.
Dear John Boehner,
Don’t screw around.
Signed,
Everyone
I feel like I swallowed the canary.
California’s message to Obama:
“Dear Obama,
We are sooooooooooo high right now.
Thanks duuuuuude.
– CA”
Speaker Pelosi? Who? Oh right, that lady with the botox who loves socialism and can’t read poll results. Sorry, I’d forgotten she exists.
Send a daily reminder to Boehner on his priorities on behalf of the voters. We also should ask for a monthly conference call (virtual townhall) to discuss our concerns. We will tell them who we need on the call
Keep them on the hook so that 2012 is successful and they do not fall back into the DC clicks and forget about their priorities
Dear Dude,
We won! While you are in India please leave the keys to you office and files with John Bohner. He wants to bring himself up to speed so that he can be an effective Speaker once he takes over. Please instruct your staff to assist him in anyway possible!
Thanks, Dude! Have a nice trip! Don’t worry about the 200 million big ones it will cost per day. You are…well…you after all!
I just did the tour of nutjobbery. Here’s what I discovered.
Huffpo: The emphasis is on whom to blame. Arianna leads off by not so much blaming Booosh as blaming Democrats for not realizing what a mess of the economy Booosh had made. Things would have gone better if they had figgured out in advance how bad it was. By the bye, despite being the more intelligent class, posters at Huffpo possess neither grammar nor spelling ability whatsoever; however, they have fully mastered profanity. It’s like reading the comments at a teen heart throb fanzine.
DailyKos: Good for the Republicans! Yay! They will screw everything up and then we will take over the world. Take note world, the Blue Dogs paid the price for their lack of faith in true Progressivism. Ergo, Progressivism is on the march!
Little Green Footballs: Despite the charges against Charles, LGF posters were pretty much tame and reasoned. I did actually catch a serious congratulations post to Boehner and the Republicans.
MSNBC: Boehner is a crybaby. Literally. (If you didn’t catch his speech last night, Bohener choked up with tears.)
CBS News: The Tea Party cost Republicans the Senate.
We don’t need to forget in all this: Repubs are in charge of redistricting for the 2012 elections. Makes Democrats job that much harder.
Dear Attorney General Holder,
You might want to hire yourself a good lawyer. Yes, I know you’re a lawyer – I said “good lawyer.”
Sincerely,
John Bohner
Ding Dong! The witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! The wicked witch is dead!
Welcome to Wal-Mart…
Hi, welcome to Wal-Mart…
Hi, welcome to Wal-Mart…
Hi, can I see your receipt? Thank you.
Welcome to Wal-Mart…
Who would’ve thought a little girl like John Boehner could destroy her beautiful wickedness!?
I will repeat this anywhere I can. Yesterday, across the country, over 500 seats changed from dem to republican.
Ovwer at DU a bunch of them are talking about leaving the country. LOL
gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat….
Christmas Song for the Democraps “Baby, it’s cold outside”
The One has lost his ditch bitch (ditch witch?) but the old geezer, Harry, is still driving the Chevy. However, The Repo Man is in a Volkswagen right behind them.
(See, that’s a “people’s car” reference representing our democratically-elected House of… Oh, screw it, I’ll never be marginally cultured.)
1) Click the link – http://www.last.fm/music/Queen/_/We+Are+the+Champions
2) Turn volume to 11.
3) Stand on desk.
4) Press play.
5) Sing along – you know the words.
6) Point at the LOSERS at the appropriate time.
7) Dismount desk and resume whatever it was you were doing.
Hate-filled lefties are invited to observe the mistletoe hanging from the back belt loop on my jeans.
Now, for some advice. You lefties (you aren’t liberals, and you certainly aren’t progressive in any sense of the word that I recognize)
didn’t listen. We told you that we didn’t want your version of health-care reform. You rammed it down our throats. You told us that
it was an achievement, and that we were stupid not to recognize it as an achievement. I suppose that it’s an achievement in the same
sense that it would be an achievement for my neighbor to shovel a ton of cowshit onto my lawn (I hope that my neighbor isn’t reading
this; I don’t want to give him any ideas). It took a lot of work – the bill had two-thousand pages! But it’s not an achievement in the
sense that it’s desirable. I don’t want it. The majority of the American people don’t want it. The majority of the American people don’t
want people who bought houses that they couldn’t afford and who defaulted on their mortgages to be bailed out; that provides an
incentive for even more people to buy houses that they can’t afford. When we told you all these things, you called us “bitter clingers”,
“racists”, and other nasty things. Yesterday, you paid the price.
You’d expect me to vote like you. I grew up in an affluent suburb of Chicago. My father was a patent attorney. I hold a master’s degree
from one of the world’s most prestigious universities. Yet I’m not like you. I don’t look down on people who work with their hands. I don’t
look down on people who haven’t been to college. There are things that I can learn from them, and I do my best to learn some of them.
Their votes count as much as mine, and as much as yours, and they should.
It’s likely that, in the two years between now and the next election, some people will forget your conduct over the past two years (actually,
over a far longer period than that). I’m not going to. Unless you change your ways dramatically, I’ll be in the booth voting Republican again
on November 6, 2012. It’s your choice. Do you want to listen to people who think like me? Or do you want to insult them? Do you want to
display fiscal responsibility, increase personal freedom, secure the border, and protect the citizenry? Or do you want to create bigger and
bigger annual deficits, restrict conduct even more, allow illegal immigration, and pretend that Islamofacism isn’t a threat?
All I have to show from the Peoples Republic of Massholes is Barney F’n Frank.
The man is an extremely arrogant, self-serving and corrupt tool. I can not believe even a dozen drooling idiots would be willing to vote for him (lets see: male whore=check;pot farmer=check; heckling d’bag ‘dude’=check…see, counting Barney the Arrogant and maybe his Mama, I can’t even find a half-dozen).
I can live with the Dem Govenor (it was my boy Mitt who did the Med Ins nasty dance here after all, so…), but how ANYONE could vote for that pile-of-sleaze-in-a-suit Frank is totally beyond my understanding. The hippies here will get a pass until I face punch every last 120K+ Frank voter personally (no ‘musket to the junk’ since that may just sound like a good weekend to Frank and heckler-boy).
See, Obama? This is what you get when you try to get the car out of the dicth with dynamite, you dumbass
Ratings from last night!
FoxNews Pwn’d other news
Alan Grayson, washed up has been politician by day…washed up has been politician by night. May I assume Son of Bob that he is your unnamed Wall Mart greeter?
Pointing. Laughing. Pointing and laughing. Laughing and holding my sides. Pounding my desk while helpless with hysterical laughter. Pointing and laughing some more.
It’s a good day.
The Flintstones gavel belongs to Us! It is ours we tell you!
zzyzx…actually, I wonder how that would go. I can only imagine Alan’s first and last day:
Shopper: Hi
Wal-Mart Greeter Alan Grayson: You’re a knuckle-dragging neanderthal.
Shopper: I’m sorry, what?
Wal-Mart Greeter Alan Grayson: Die, die quickly!
Shopper: Are you serious?
Wal-Mart Greeter Alan Grayson: Are you a Republican?
Shopper: No, I’m a democrat.
Wal-Mart Greeter Alan Grayson: Oh, well then welcome to Wal-Mart.
Don’t gloat too much… it could be a trap! Grab the dino’s. Shields up because:
(from the hill) Specifically, Schumer said the 112th Congress will “focus on the middle class like a laser,”
Ha! Yeah I can picture crazy Grayson doing a bang up job as Wal Mart greeter just as you describe it. Also, you gotta point Willy…when leftwing Dem’s promise to focus on the middle class it can only mean trouble for the middle class.
I gloat! I gloat! Hear me gloat!
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This is the song I’m singing to all those Dems that got ousted, “Na, na, na, na…hey, hey, hey…goodbye!” gloatalicious!!