As we all know, the New York Times is very anti-freedom. They have Paul Krugman going on and on about how the government needs to be bigger and Tom Friedman has a love affair with China and just wished Obama could be dictator for a little while to get things done. But there as one aspect of being a European that at least even the New York Times stayed away from… until now.
Now, they want us to smell bad.
Yes, a whole article on how silly Americans bathe too much and use this unneeded thing called “deodorant.” Why can’t we all just be smelly hippies like people in Europe? It’s so much more economical, and being stinky let’s you better commune with nature which also smells bad. But if I don’t have my daily shower, how am I supposed to use my Old Spice bodywash and smell like the guy from the commercial?
So liberals aren’t just satisfied with taking away our freedom, our money, our foods we love — in the end they won’t declare victory until we smell bad too. And maybe they’ll stop you from shaving, and then you’ll spend all day looking at yourself in the mirror and punching yourself for being a hippie.
This is your future if there isn’t a big victory against liberals today.
Yeah, but the Hippiette at the start of the article is really cute. There are times to be glad I’m anosmic…
Free but requires registration? No thanks….
No offense Frank, but you don’t seriously expect me to create an online NY Times account to read this article, do you?
@Son of Bob
That’s kind asad, when Hot Air linked to it this morning, you didn’t need to do that – now you do… I guess they sense some non-libtards poking around and had to stifle that as best they could.
I’ll go even farther than @Son of Bob and say that one of the reasons that I follow IMAO so religiously is so that Frank will read the New York Times so I don’t have to.
Let’s see…no showers, no deodorant and I’m suppose to wipe my ass with one square of toilet paper. Boy, the chicks are going to be all over my “man-some”…
Just the other day Katie Couric was calling us “the great unwashed”. Now the NYT says we wash too much.
For, cryin’ out loud, MSM – is a little consistency too much to ask when you make up your stories?
If this is the best they can do in message co-ordination, it’s no wonder their side is losing today.
Ever see those little poor kids in India in the Sally Struthers ads living on a trash pile, huingry, dirty, sick, exposed to the elements? THAT is your democrat future. A whole nation of stinky hippies providing tech support. Dastardly dems. They deserve a face punch for that. After we take the bucket of their head. Punchung them in the face with a bucket on would just hurt our fists.
Notice the timing of the article. As usual, the NYT has ulterior motives. What happens if we all stink, I ask? Well, if we all stink, we won’t be nearly as offended by the stench that is our overbearing government.
@Son of Bob: There are many userid/passwords at bugmenot.com for sites that require you to login for free content.
“They hate us for our freedom… from B.O.!”
Beards, don’t wipe your ass, don’t bathe, no deodorant…sounds like the progs want us to become Arabs.
I thought this great nation was founded to get away from smelly Euro-trash. Only commies stink, deodorant=smell of freedom.
Here’s the dirty little secret (no pun intended) . All of this control over everyone is how they hide the fact that they’re just to lazy, stupid, and dull to have any self discipline at all. They can’t stand having to do something because it’s the right thing to do. No they want to do only what they want to do. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Buttercup is probably somewhat like that at this stage. She is the center of her own universe but that’s because she doesn’t know any better yet. Her parents will in due time correct this misapprehension. Unfortunately for liberals no one in their lives loved them enough to teach them any better. It’s kind of sad really. Their parents wanted to be their friends but as one of my teenagers once said, “I don’t need my mom to be my friend-I have plenty of friends. I only have one mom and that’s what I need her to be.”
Out of the mouth of babes (she’s pretty cute too and I’m sorry about the puns, I just can’t seem to stop).
Dilma the Kidnapper won the presidential race in Brazil. So finally I have something positive to say about Obama. At least my Marxist president never kidnapped anyone. That is as far as I know!
This article isn’t just standard NYT-grade retarded, it’s capable of being demolished by anyone who’s ever actually met someone from Europe (or is from Europe, like me: I’m British.) Germans, Dutch, Norwegians, British: we all scrub ourselves fanatically at least daily and very plausibly more often than that. I shower twice daily and smell like a Calvin Klein advert. So, get bent, NYT.
Couldn’t read the article. All the permutations of F*** Obama were already in use as usernames.