Senator Cornyn has asked fellow Republicans that they bring to him concerns about candidates he recruits as the National Republican Senatorial Committee chairman instead of just primarying them like happened with Crist and Castle. So, in the future, we should have conversations like this:
CONSERVATIVE: Hello, Cornyn, I have some concerns about the candidate you’ve recruited that I would like to voice.
CORNYN: Certainly. What do you have to say?
CONSERVATIVE: I just want to say that the candidate you picked is such a horrible RINO he makes me literally vomit all over myself in rage.
CORNYN: I see. So do you think he’ll be a problem with the base?
CONSERVATIVE: Yes. The fact that you even considered this guy makes me wonder if you’ve ever met a conservative or know what one is. Do you know what a conservative is?
CORNYN: Is it a type of apple?
CONSERVATIVE: Anyway, I need you to dissuade this guy from running for Senator. In fact, I need you to drive him out into the middle of the woods and abandon him there so we never see him again. He’s such a horrible RINO, that even knowing he exists may keep conservatives from voting Republican.
CORNYN: So you’re firm on him not being the NRSC recruit?
CONSERVATIVE: Yes. If you continue to push him, I will burn down your house with your family inside. A RINO such as this demands blood.
CORNYN: So he’s as bad as Crist?
CONSERVATIVE: Whoa! I didn’t say that! Let’s not go overboard.
Yeah, that should work better than nasty primaries.
Communication!
Very simple-if the potential candidate EVER voiced ANY type of interest in supporting Cap-n-Tax, 0bambicare, or the DREAM Act, take ’em FAAAAAR into the woods, tie a bloddy pork chop around their necks and let slip the dogs of war.
Uhhhhhhh, Senator Cornyn, my concern about these candidates is that you had something to do with recruiting them.
Related story: While I was working for a bank, they brought in a new VP to “shake things up.” The first thing our new VP did was to put a shiny suggestion box right outside of his office. I mean, it was quite literally shiny. It had obviously been made by his wife because it was gift wrapped with shiny wrapping paper and had a bow on it. The first substantial suggestion he got was, “Move the suggestion box away from your office.”
Why, I ask you, would I relate Cornyn and my then new VP?
Exit thought: That was long and many jobs ago, but I still miss my old VP (previous to suggestion-box guy). He is the only guy I ever knew who likes head cheese (on sandwiches, of course).
rinos beget rinos. Just as the stupid people in commiefornistan and alaska re-elected the useless excuses for human beings, so too did arizona, new york and ohio and many others. I am so tired of stupid people I could scream. The republican party is done in my eyes, I will never vote for another republican again ever. I will vote for the actual conservative, and my money will go to the conservative, but never to the republicans. The nrsc did not support Angle, Buck, O’Donnell, Miller or other conservatives, so the nrsc should get no support from real Americans.
Cornyn,
You’re from Texas. Act like it, fool.
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All that John Cornyn is lacking at this point is an Andy Warhol-like poster of himself with a catchy word like “Hope” or “Change” on the bottom.
Tell you what Senator, I’ll go along with this idea if you let me decide who your daughters may date, mkay?
Senator Cornyn : Mr. Fleming, what do you think of my new candidate?
Frank: POW !!
!Senator Cornyn : mmphgrumblehhmmph
Frank: You may pick your teeth off of the floor now.
CORNYN: So he’s as bad as Crist?
CONSERVATIVE: Whoa! I didn’t say that! Let’s not go overboard.
My lol of the day. Thanks Frank!
Somebody give the man a dictionary an list of spelling words.
1 Integrity
2 Honesty
3 Service
4 Liberty
5 Freedom
6 Conscience
7 Virtue
8 Discipline
Maybe he could use these new words to find an appropriate candidate or at least pare down the bad ones.
Hey, Frank – Cornyn’s my Senator and you shouldn’t talk about him like that!
Senator Cornyn is a wimpy anti-capitalist nanny-stater who has no faith in the American dream, or even rule-of-law for that matter. He has repeatedly ignored not only his constituents, but also the national interests. The only rightful claim to fame that exists in this fraud’s locker is that he is marginally more tolerable than Senator Hutchison. The only skill he possesses is the ability to recite the RINO-Republican talking points. He is a left-over from the spendthrift Congresses under the Bush years, and his only proven skill is to be a cheerleader for any lobbyist who buys him dinner.
That’s how you should talk about my Senator.