Bah, if it were Israeli trained sharks, there wouldn’t be an Egyptian swimmer alive, and that includes the ones on the beaches and in their houses.
Kinda not completely OT: I have a friend who had a role in the original Jaws. Her part, like that of many others, was to scream her head off with the rest of the people on the beach. For this, she was not nominated for an Oscar. Anyhoo, she said that, surprise, Richard Dreyfus was a complete jerk.
In keeping with the “Nuke the Moon” motif, Israel could get some mileage out of this. Netanyahu could say “bah, this is nothing. Wait til the locusts come, or the rivers turn to blood, and if you don’t start doing our bidding, I wouldn;t want to be your first born”
Make a lot of references to Moses and such.
At the top is a Muslim woman in full Muslim garb swimming from left to right. She has on the burqa as well (right side). You can just make our her feet (left side). It took me a second to figure it out what it was too. I though it was just some shirt floating in the water. Once I could I could make out what was at the top it just made me laugh twice as hard wondering how difficult it must be to swim in the outfit. Let alone have to live in regularly.
Thanks, Johnny5. But I’m still having trouble seeing it. Now as to the bottom attire of the shark… It has what looks like female hair strands and some kind of split-open garment. Is this supposed to be a disguise? The image’s artist needs to weigh-in here for us knuckleheads.
Call 1-800-splodey and have your visa card ready, to order the new safety orange suicide vests that double as a lifejacket! Don’t get dragged to the bottom by those pesky Zionist sharks. Now with extra buoyancy!
Jimmy – I think it’s one of those shawl things a Rabbi wears, along with those long sideburns the Orthodox Jews have.
Okay… Johnny5 got the top reference right (and its even better still if you remember that the woman swimmer in the original movie poster was skinny-dipping).
I had to try to make the shark look Jewish, but since we can’t see the top of his head, a yarmulke is no help here! I didn’t just want to stick a Star of David on him (too easy), so I went with a Jewish religious shoulder wrap (called a tallit) and some hair locks traditionally worn by the Hasidic Jews. Yes, they are a bit more obscure, but I was hoping most people would recognize the imagery. Sorry if it didn’t work well enough. Live and learn, I guess.
Actually, I have to confess. My first thought was that the shark had already eaten someone and was wearing the remains of their clothing while surfacing for their next Arab snack… if you know what I mean, topologically, of course… Um…
@Mr Right – I didn’t realize the swimmer was naked in the original picture. That’s incredibly funny now on a whole new infidel level as well. The entire thing works seamlessly well done.
@zzyzx – The same way they train Storks to deliver babies.
@ jimmy – You clearly haven’t spent enough time hating the Jews to recognize some of their religious clothing and hair styles might I suggest a little reading at the Huffington Post or Al-Jazeera.
We are doing our part in Minnesota today. 18 inches of blowing glorious snow and it’s going to fall below zero for a couple of nights. I think I heard a Somalia guy say “I spit you Allah and your prophet Mohammed, may he die a thousand deaths for putting me into this frozen hell full of blond hair, blue eyes and Lutherans!
A Jooooooooooo trained shark would never wear the clothes of an infidel! He would be dressed in an Arab deal or even a business suit depending on the occasion. It’s all about skullduggary and tomfoolery and we know how good the Jooooooooos are at that when it comes to dealing with the Arabs! Get with the program guys!
Phew! Finally caught up with all the IMAO posts I missed while my computer was in the shop.
While I was at it, finally left the 80’s and got that new-fangled high speed internet (100.0 Mbps vs 45.2 Kbps).
It’s like trading in a ’68 Rambler station wagon for a Dodge Viper. Weeee!
The Jooooooooo sharks are specially trained not to eat the Moooooslims. They just remove a limb or two or bite them in half and spit them out, phew, phew, phew. Then they get a nice fat pig when they return!
I don’t know if y’all heard but the Sweden bomber who blew himself up with his own backpack asserted the attack was in reference to these points;
“Our actions will speak for themselves. As long as you don’t stop your war against Islam and degrading the prophet and your stupid support of that pig Vilks,”
Sweden’s war against Islam. First I’ve heard of it.
The rumor on the beach is that they’re nuclear-powered, robotic sharks equipped with laser ranging, carbide teeth and Muslim recognition systems – a special kind of artificial intelligence that can differentiate between world religions in the marine environment. Apparently, after years of trying, the Israeli trainers couldn’t convince any native sharks to even go near the Muslims. They kept attacking the more desirable Christian and Jewish swimmers – a very painful lesson that lead to the high-tech approach.
Will someone PLEASE make it stop raining!!! Four inches here overnight with another 4-6″ on the way. Blub… blub… blub…
Jews don’t control the world, just Hollywood. And, for some reason known only to them, as part of their religion they constantly pay homage to the people that wish to denigrate and enslave them…liberals.
And now, a message from The International Zionist Conspiracy:
“Curses! Another one of our clever Zionist plots has been exposed! And after all that great work by the Mossad training the sharks, too. Oh well. Good thing they haven’t figured out the The Official Super Duper Extra Really Secret Zionist Plot To Produce Flying Dinosaurs With Rockets AND Lasers Who Only Go After Muslims Just Cause That’s How We Evil Zionists Roll.”
But be warned, the post starts off silly, but by the end it gets serious, even grim. I mean we can and should laugh. But we should also remember that this kind of hate kills.
On the upside, that is a topless beach and a lot of Scandanavian hotties go there. Maybe if men weren’t so distracted by hooters, they would have noticed the sharks. Just say’n.
Here all this time i thought the Sharks only hated the Jets…..when you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way, from your first cigerette to your last dyin’ day.
As if there was every any doubt.
Bad news is that when they close the beach in Egypt everyone has to move to Botswana or look for a nice motel in Mogadishu.
I don’t understand the imagery. Are those articles of clothing? Someone please explain. Bizarre.
Bah, if it were Israeli trained sharks, there wouldn’t be an Egyptian swimmer alive, and that includes the ones on the beaches and in their houses.
Kinda not completely OT: I have a friend who had a role in the original Jaws. Her part, like that of many others, was to scream her head off with the rest of the people on the beach. For this, she was not nominated for an Oscar. Anyhoo, she said that, surprise, Richard Dreyfus was a complete jerk.
In keeping with the “Nuke the Moon” motif, Israel could get some mileage out of this. Netanyahu could say “bah, this is nothing. Wait til the locusts come, or the rivers turn to blood, and if you don’t start doing our bidding, I wouldn;t want to be your first born”
Make a lot of references to Moses and such.
@ Jimmy
At the top is a Muslim woman in full Muslim garb swimming from left to right. She has on the burqa as well (right side). You can just make our her feet (left side). It took me a second to figure it out what it was too. I though it was just some shirt floating in the water. Once I could I could make out what was at the top it just made me laugh twice as hard wondering how difficult it must be to swim in the outfit. Let alone have to live in regularly.
I’m guessing you know what the shark imagery is.
Thanks, Johnny5. But I’m still having trouble seeing it. Now as to the bottom attire of the shark… It has what looks like female hair strands and some kind of split-open garment. Is this supposed to be a disguise? The image’s artist needs to weigh-in here for us knuckleheads.
Jimmy, the shark has payot (sidecurls) and is wearing a tallit (Jewish prayer shawl).
And Nate, that would have been one of the most awesome ways that Israel could’ve possibly reacted to this.
Call 1-800-splodey and have your visa card ready, to order the new safety orange suicide vests that double as a lifejacket! Don’t get dragged to the bottom by those pesky Zionist sharks. Now with extra buoyancy!
Jimmy – I think it’s one of those shawl things a Rabbi wears, along with those long sideburns the Orthodox Jews have.
Okay… Johnny5 got the top reference right (and its even better still if you remember that the woman swimmer in the original movie poster was skinny-dipping).
I had to try to make the shark look Jewish, but since we can’t see the top of his head, a yarmulke is no help here! I didn’t just want to stick a Star of David on him (too easy), so I went with a Jewish religious shoulder wrap (called a tallit) and some hair locks traditionally worn by the Hasidic Jews. Yes, they are a bit more obscure, but I was hoping most people would recognize the imagery. Sorry if it didn’t work well enough. Live and learn, I guess.
innominatus bows to JB’s speedier typing skills…
Ok, thanks! All of that “rescue Jimmy from the shark!” really helped. 🙂
What I’m wondering is how did those wily Israelis actually train sharks?
Actually, I have to confess. My first thought was that the shark had already eaten someone and was wearing the remains of their clothing while surfacing for their next Arab snack… if you know what I mean, topologically, of course… Um…
@Mr Right – I didn’t realize the swimmer was naked in the original picture. That’s incredibly funny now on a whole new infidel level as well. The entire thing works seamlessly well done.
@zzyzx – The same way they train Storks to deliver babies.
@ jimmy – You clearly haven’t spent enough time hating the Jews to recognize some of their religious clothing and hair styles might I suggest a little reading at the Huffington Post or Al-Jazeera.
We are doing our part in Minnesota today. 18 inches of blowing glorious snow and it’s going to fall below zero for a couple of nights. I think I heard a Somalia guy say “I spit you Allah and your prophet Mohammed, may he die a thousand deaths for putting me into this frozen hell full of blond hair, blue eyes and Lutherans!
A Jooooooooooo trained shark would never wear the clothes of an infidel! He would be dressed in an Arab deal or even a business suit depending on the occasion. It’s all about skullduggary and tomfoolery and we know how good the Jooooooooos are at that when it comes to dealing with the Arabs! Get with the program guys!
You jumped a snow shark! I looked at the radar image and it can’t be snowing that hard!
We’re having one of our famous “pineapple expresses.” Rain and floods (soon).
Phew! Finally caught up with all the IMAO posts I missed while my computer was in the shop.
While I was at it, finally left the 80’s and got that new-fangled high speed internet (100.0 Mbps vs 45.2 Kbps).
It’s like trading in a ’68 Rambler station wagon for a Dodge Viper. Weeee!
I’m surprised the Zionists could find sharks willing to eat Muslims. Not terribly appetizing. All that humus you know. Eweeeeeewwwwwwwww.
The Jooooooooo sharks are specially trained not to eat the Moooooslims. They just remove a limb or two or bite them in half and spit them out, phew, phew, phew. Then they get a nice fat pig when they return!
@ussjimmycarter
Sharks need no disguise, for they are sharks.
I don’t know if y’all heard but the Sweden bomber who blew himself up with his own backpack asserted the attack was in reference to these points;
“Our actions will speak for themselves. As long as you don’t stop your war against Islam and degrading the prophet and your stupid support of that pig Vilks,”
Sweden’s war against Islam. First I’ve heard of it.
The rumor on the beach is that they’re nuclear-powered, robotic sharks equipped with laser ranging, carbide teeth and Muslim recognition systems – a special kind of artificial intelligence that can differentiate between world religions in the marine environment. Apparently, after years of trying, the Israeli trainers couldn’t convince any native sharks to even go near the Muslims. They kept attacking the more desirable Christian and Jewish swimmers – a very painful lesson that lead to the high-tech approach.
Will someone PLEASE make it stop raining!!! Four inches here overnight with another 4-6″ on the way. Blub… blub… blub…
Jews don’t control the world, just Hollywood. And, for some reason known only to them, as part of their religion they constantly pay homage to the people that wish to denigrate and enslave them…liberals.
And now, a message from The International Zionist Conspiracy:
“Curses! Another one of our clever Zionist plots has been exposed! And after all that great work by the Mossad training the sharks, too. Oh well. Good thing they haven’t figured out the The Official Super Duper Extra Really Secret Zionist Plot To Produce Flying Dinosaurs With Rockets AND Lasers Who Only Go After Muslims Just Cause That’s How We Evil Zionists Roll.”
Speaking of “Hard to Swallow…”, Bill Cl
Oh, I can’t make that joke. I can’t and I won’t.
Btw, had alot of fun with this a few days ago.
http://patterico.com/2010/12/07/%e2%80%9che-kicks-the-poor-cat%e2%80%99s-ass%e2%80%9d%e2%80%94the-joooos-have-recruited-the-entire-animal-kingdom-into-their-conspiracy/
But be warned, the post starts off silly, but by the end it gets serious, even grim. I mean we can and should laugh. But we should also remember that this kind of hate kills.
On the upside, that is a topless beach and a lot of Scandanavian hotties go there. Maybe if men weren’t so distracted by hooters, they would have noticed the sharks. Just say’n.
Jimmy it really could be worse. It could be snow. I know the rain sucks but if you could find a way to send it our way that would be peachy.
And Marco………thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Here all this time i thought the Sharks only hated the Jets…..when you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way, from your first cigerette to your last dyin’ day.