Random Thoughts

No Labels will stop using words as they are a gateway drug to labels and will instead communicate through smells.

A semicolon is just a lowercase i that’s tripped.

The next RNC Chair should be Darth Vader so we can be a Party of “NOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Or, in China, the Party of “DO NOT WANT!”

You know that whiny hippie song about signs? Maybe No Labels should adapt that to being about labels and make it their theme.

Do you actually need a sign saying, “Long-haired hippie folk need not apply?” Isn’t that usually implied?

21 Comments

  1. I like No Labels new label called No Labels! We all know it’s leftist twaddle so when someone says they are a No Label’r, punch them in the face! Tell them you don’t like the No Label label!

  2. The next RNC Chair should be Darth Vader so we can be a Party of “NOOOOOOOOOOO!”

    Or, in China, the Party of “DO NOT WANT!”

    I applaud your research of Internet memes. Even I had to look that one up to double check the origin.

  3. Random thought: A kid employee at a local Sheetz dumped a lot of half-melted ice on the sidewalk outside. It was 28 degrees outside.

    Random thought: My sister told me she was excited to see the remake of True Grit. In last night’s dreams, among other random things, I ate a steak, sank the Yamato or the Bismarck, and punched my sister for being excited about that movie.

  4. A John Wayne movie without John Wayne? If I had a sister and she was excited about this travesty of a John Wayne-less True Grit movie I’d punch her too. Not only is The Duke rolling in his grave, he may be finally mad enough to come back from the grave and womp some butts. I wouldn’t want to be anywhere neaqr a movie theatre showing that movie when John Wayne comes around. I hear the mighty Fred Thompson is also mad as hell. If John Wayne and Fred are mad at you, it’s time to emigrate to another planet, but even that may not save them.

  5. I’ve got the bucket on Obama’s head figured out. The largest producer of mops and buckets is a company called Libman. Explains it.

    The latest greatest liberal conpiracy theory is that Dick Cheney was behind Assange’s arrest. He set the entire thing up, including the Secret Cheney Operative that had sex with Assange. What more needs to be said.

  6. Do you actually need a sign saying, “Long-haired hippie folk need not apply?” Isn’t that usually implied?

    Not where I used to live and work, it wasn’t.

    Since I’m an eighties guy (the 1780s) when it comes to music, I need somebody to tell me what the hippy song about signs was.

  7. “Do you actually need a sign saying, “Long-haired hippie folk need not apply?” Isn’t that usually implied?”

    It would be if not for the “Nirvana” chain store that keeps smelling up malls with their crappy incense. Apparently, they need employees.

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