I thought I saw Obama hanging out with Socrates and Billy the Kid at the mall. #ObamaInHistory
Tried to hold a beer summit between Jesus and the Pharisees. #ObamaInHistory
Tried to fund high-speed aqueducts. #ObamaInHistory
With the help of Christopher Columbus, he saved or created America. #ObamaInHistory
Obama sent a recorded message to the troops at D-Day reminding them of what a political risk this was for him. #ObamaInHistory
For months now, Obama’s reelection chances on Intrade have hovered around 60% with little movement. Wonder what will finally cause a change.
Sesame Street needs government funding because the letter K and the number 7 don’t give out as much sponsorship money as they used to.
The name of the MSNBC host is Chris Matthews? Why did I think it was “Mongo”?
I’ve been feeling this urge to click my mouse over and over. Maybe I should get Diablo III.
“I Killed Bin Laden: The New Obama Memoir (Now with Accomplishments!)”
What Spanish reading proficiency do I need to play Diablo?
When did “you need to spend less than you take in” become an ideology?
Back in the day, if the Israelis and the Palestinian had only worked together, Yasser Arafat could have won a Ringo Starr lookalike contest.
“Obama: The First Eunuch President”
I like warm soft blankets and the cat likes warm soft blankets but the difference is I don’t vomit on them.
I tolerate the cats so my wife will let me have a dog.
A dog is like a gun: You have to have one to be an American.
A dog is like a gun: You feel safer with one lying around the house.
A dog is like a gun: They don’t like the mail man.
I don’t know where I’m going with this.
If I can make one unbiased observation, I think the main difference between the right and left is that we’re awesome and they’re horrible.
I’ve got “jump away from an explosion” on my bucket list. Maybe I should do that one last.
Preview of Brown/Warren debate: “Prove you’re an Indian; dance and make it rain!”
California’s new brilliant plan to save itself: They’re switching to the Euro.
The Lord of the Rings would have benefited from some midi-chlorians type explanation of how a ring can make you invisible.
I would be the first angry bird president.
Been reading Game of Thrones and now I have a strong desire to work the phrase “mummer’s farce” into everyday conversation.
Hey, Mongo is waaaaaay more intelligent than Chris Matthews.
The left is dark and full of terrors.
Perhaps you have Mongo and Matthews confused because each one worked for that crooked, drunk, bulbous nose, Democrat politician, Tip O’Neil. Plus Chris likes candy.
I think you have that the wrong way around, Frank. Your wife only tolerates you because you let her have cats.
Obama after Antietam: “Should I replace McClellan? No. But wait. Maybe. Huh. What if? Maybe if I… I don’t…. maybe. What if? Hmm.”
A dog is not like a gun in only one way: Cleaning a gun is much better because Hoppe’s No. 9 smells so dang good.
The difference between a dog and a gun?
The President never ate a gun.
“I thought I saw Obama hanging out with Socrates and Billy the Kid at the mall. #ObamaInHistory”
You did, and when it came to his turn to speak he totally screwed up Bill & Ted’s report and they got an “incomplete.” And, Wyld Stallyns never brought peace to the earth. Thanks again, Obama…dumbass.
Perhaps these lines from a certain famous western movie will help clarify my (above) previous post……
[While Matthews is beating the hell out of a bar full of toughs, Bart walks in, dressed as a messenger boy and carrying a box]
Bart: Candy-gram for Matthews! Candy-gram for Matthews!
Matthews: Me Matthews.
Bart: Sign, please.
[Matthews grabs the paper and makes some rough scratches on it]
Bart: Thank you.
[He gives Matthews the box and walks out of the bar, putting his fingers in his ears]
Matthews: Matthews like candy.
[he opens the box – BOOM!]
zzyzx,
You lost me at “Matthews is beating the hell out of a bar full of toughs.” You lost me at “Matthews is beating the hell out of a bar full of toughs.”
I’ll grant you Bob…that does call for a large stretch of the imagination, but keep in mind…the movie was a comedy.
Valid point zz.
Mathews just pawn in game of life.
A dog is like a gun: They should only be in the home of responsible owners.
A dog is like a gun: In most cases, there should be more than one in the home of responsible owners.
A dog is like a gun: When you’ve had a bad day, a few minutes with them wipes away your frustration.
A dog is like a gun: Let’s face it….they’re fun !!
A dog is like a gun: Cats are like the scented candles and potpourri in the house, dogs are the alarm system.
“If I can make one unbiased observation, I think the main difference between the right and left is that we’re awesome and they’re horrible.”
And they smell funny.
Arthur C. Clarke once stated
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
The Ring of Power was a piece of highly advanced Elvish-based technology.
Elves are immortal right?
They had thousands of years to learn, experiment and advance before the first humans stumbled on the scene and crashed the party.
The Elves wisely decided not to share their technology with the hairy troglodytes so they just said, “it’s magic. don’t touch it.”
Did you ever wonder why Legolas never ran out of arrows or missed what he was aiming at?
Or why his hair was always clean?
Nano technology.
4of7 – I never thought of it that way before. That’s freakin’ brilliant.
Thanks, Harvey.
That’s better than ‘High Praise’!