During the typical softball slugfest that the media oft attempts to pass off an interview these days, tuckus-snuffling reporter Tom Wills of WJXT in Jacksonville lobbed this one at Obama:
“Mr. President, we’ve heard you sing, we’ve seen you do stand up at the correspondents dinner.” Tom Wills of WJXT in Jacksonville, Fla. stated.
“I was just wondering if you would give any thought to being on ‘American Idol’ or ‘America’s Got Talent’?” he asked. “You’d be a big hit Mr. President.”
Well, if we’re going that direction, here are some shows that Mr. President might be better suited for:
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1) Pretty Little Liars
2) The Biggest Loser
3) Royal Pains
4) Criminal Minds
5) Nightmare Next Door
6) Shark Men
7) Disaster Date
8) What Not to Wear (ok, that’s for Michelle)
9) Basketball Wives (ditto)
10) Shameless
11) House of Lies
12) American Gangster
13) American Greed: Scams, Scoundrels and Scandals
14) Fact or Faked
15) Dumbest Stuff on Wheels
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Let me know if I missed any.
Don’t forget Penn & Teller’s series on Showtime!
Unsolved Mysteries
* The Waffle Zone
* Three’s Company And Two’s a Crowd (Her Butt Is So Big!)
* My Mother The Moose
* No Sex In The White House (Not With A Moose Anyway!)
* Monday Night Mooseball
* COSMOS Through His Ears
* America’s Got Presidential Loathing
I really wanted to say “Jack Ass” but since I’m a preacher and everything that might get me in trouble. Moderation here I come
Is it just me, or does that logo for Take Me Out look like an old-style birth control pill dispenser? It’s pink and everything.
I was going to suggest Breaking Bad, but that would have assumed he was good at some point.
I’ll say it for Pastor Ed:
JackAss
“It Takes a Thief”, “Flipper” and hopefully after November elections:, “Lost”
The Smoking Gun Presents: World’s Dumbest Heads of State
Swamp People
Hell’s Kitchen – Obummer could wow Gordon Ramsey with his Yorkshire Terrier Pudding
“Psych”
“The Apprentice” – although he wouldn’t make it past the first episode (“You’re fired!”)
To Catch a Predator
Mythbusters
“SMARTEST. PRESIDENT. EVAH!” – BUSTED!
D.C. Follies
Growing Pains
In Search of…
V – as the leader of the Vs, of course
I would say ALF but I can’t remember if ALF was always trying to eat the family dog or the cat.