A Democrat website listed Obama’s accomplishments, but half of them are people he’s killed. So Obama was the hope and change candidate and was going to lower the oceans and bring us unicorns and rainbows, but after four years the best argument he can make is, “Look at all these people I done blowed up!” If that’s enough of an argument for his presidency, why don’t we just elect the unmanned drone as president?
We already have an “unmanned drone” for president – Obama:
unmanned – deprived of masculine qualities.
drone – a person who lives on the labor of others; parasitic loafer.
…why don’t we just elect the unmanned drone as president?
Or better yet, how about the inanimate carbon rod? In Rod We Trust!
Bumper Sticker Idea:
Obama 2012: OR I KEEEL YOU!!!
In Russia, Obama kills you!
(Never mind. I don’t think Putin needs any help there.)
I think it’s racist to point out how many people Obama kills or how many dogs he eats.
Putting the unmanned drones in charge?
Isn’t that how Skynet got started?