I posted the edited version of this interview of disappointed progressive liberal anarchist Thistle Petterson (aka Vera de Milo aka Pippi Bongstocking) shortly after the Wisconsin elections ended.
Thanks to Jammie Wearing Fool, here’s the full 7-minute interview:
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #43,700)
I’m not sure why I find this as hilarious as I do. Maybe it’s that petulant kid-denied-candy scowl. Maybe it’s the way her eyes roll up as she scans her bong-watered stream of consciousness for the next stereotypical hippie talking point to trot out (even if it’s not even remotely election-related). Maybe it’s the way spittle flies when she sneers “military-industrial-media complex!”
Maybe all of the above.
But it’s DEFINITELY the way that – when asked what she wants for the future at 3:36 – she describes, utterly sans realization of the irony, EXACTLY how the Tea Party movement sprouted and grew.
“I am an anarchist and I am in favor of organization.”
Someone please hand this airhead a dictionary open to “A”.
You know what would be awesome here? An autotuned version. Anyone moon nukers good with that?
“military-industrial- (…stutter…) media (…stutter…) complex!”
I couldn’t watch much as she pegged my Ugliness-Meter.
Isn’t liberal anarchist an oxymoron?
‘military-industrial-media complex’
Say that a hundred times really quickly and your spittle will fly too!
I’m an anarchist and we need more government regulation to protect the environment!
If that’s her when she’s depressed, I’d hate to see how hyperkinetic she gets when she’s happy.
She may be a hippess, but she could use a good punch.
…and her name is Thistle, which is an invasive species covered with sharp spines and having no legitimate use to mankind.
I think she may have spent some time in the choom van prior to the interview…you can see the effort it takes her to string a series of words together into a coherent sentence…much like our President
This is after the recall election so she might have well called it the ‘military-industrial-media-voting bloc complex.’
If Eisenhower knew that the phrase “military-industrial complex” would become the hippie-chant it has, he would have never coined the term.
What’s “military-industrial complex” about this election? Did Scott Walker find a way to weaponize cheese?
To quote Mr. B Bunny, “What a maroon”
Wasn’t she in, “Ron Jeremy likes them young and stupid”?
I’d shoot it… wait, that did not come out right?
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Dave Grohl in drag?
“I showed up, where’s my trophy?”
Is there a way we can hire a hacker to turn this chick into an illegal alien so we can deport her? It would be a big improvement to the country.
The last sentence in the article, about what she wants, leads me to beleive that with a few more years and a whole lot of education (Preferably, away from that cesspool she lives in), she’ll be a tea partier!
Rick – I just Googled Dave Grohl… I can see it, too.
I wish I could help her untie that knot in her brain and set her free.
Out of curiousity, I looked up “Thistle’s” Facebook page. Just as inane, pretentious and mind-bogglingly stupid as you imagine. In other words, hilarious!
I’m an anarchist. We need more leadership.
What–WHAT?
You keepa usin’ that word. I doona think it means what you thinkit means.
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