Don’t listen about this Venus stuff. People are just trying to trick you into looking at the sun.
And why do all the planets revolve within the same plane? Think three dimensionally, solar system.
I always get Salon and Slate confused. Which one is which?
So how will this recall election affect cheese production?
I’m in Wisconsin trying to suppress the vote. I’m throwing rocks – is that enough or should I do more?
Black Panther should join with Black Lightning to fight Black Manta.
No, that’s crazy. They’re in different universes.
A lot of us didn’t speak up for Pluto because we weren’t planets, but don’t think it ends there.
So the unions spent all this money so it could be nationally acknowledged what a successful and popular governor Walker is?
Now if any other governor wants to take on the unions he’ll have to ask himself whether he can handle all the positive, national publicity.
Tip for disappointed Wisconsin Democrats: Collect your tears into vials and sell them on eBay. Rich Republicans will want to taste them.
The unions thought they had this in the bag, but they didn’t plan on Venus interfering with the sun.
Hey, the Democrats did well in the exit polls. At least they can take some comfort in that.
Because even planets have their favorite airline?
Yes, but collecting and selling the tears would be simple free enterprise, which is hateful to liberals. They would need to be collectively farmed, free range, organic tears to be acceptable. Ideally, they would be government supported too. Perhaps when Romney is elected he could sponsor the project.
Of course, when the next Republican is elected, liberal tears will be in such supply that the price would drop to near zero. They’d have to get government price supports too.
It’s just possible that liberal tears will be the next alternative energy source. If Obama moves fast, maybe he could make up for the Solyndra debacle. Of course, then Obama would have to find a way to consistently make liberals cry . . . but that shouldn’t be hard.
Big opportunity to make a fortune trafficking in liberal tears,but you need to get in right now. Get in large, and be prepared to get out fast. The demand for liberal tears is fairly constant, but the supply will increase exponentially through the summer, and the value will naturally come down, yadda yadda.,….after November the supply will be so vast people will be dumping them in the ocean…this will cause the sea level to rise several feet, causing massive flooding in blue states. Michael Moore will become an island, but the rest will have to move to higher ground. Take some of the money you made and buy real estate inland. God I love capitalism….
Given the amount of halucinogenic drugs in the system of your average malodorous hippie…the sale of hippie tears on ebay may constitute felony trafficking. So, given the mindset of the current USAG, before indulging in such mercantile endeavors, those people of Northern European ancestry would be best served by claiming to be 1/32nd tribal, mestizo, or descended from Sally Hemmings.
I’m in Wisconsin trying to suppress the vote. I’m throwing rocks – is that enough or should I do more?
He took mah job!