A Walt Disney World guest who looks like Santa Claus was asked by Disney officials to be less “Santa-ish” because he was a distraction at the park
I heard Obama later hired him to hand out green energy grants.
A Walt Disney World guest who looks like Santa Claus was asked by Disney officials to be less “Santa-ish” because he was a distraction at the park
I heard Obama later hired him to hand out green energy grants.
In a related story, a liberal was asked to be less liberal-ish because his presence was annoying and creating an overwhelming urge for other guests to punch him. He refused, and was last seen being dragged off towards “It’s a Small World” by an angry mob.
Momma? Momma? Can I punch the hippie too?
No dear, I don’t want you to touch him. Kick him in the shins instead.
I wonder if – during his many visits to Disney – Michael Jackson was asked to be less Jackson-ish.
During election season the Obama campaign always asks Minnie Mouse to be less Barackish.