Canada’s has always been like the U.S.’s much less successful younger brother. We’re this rich businessman and adventurer who has been on the cover of every magazine, while Canada is going to make manager at McDonald’s any day now and has gotten a speaking role in the community theater’s production of Beauty and the Beast and we’re really proud of him.
Except now Canadians are richer than us.
I guess following the analogy, Obama is like a brain virus the successful businessman gets… or maybe a cocaine habit that makes him lose everything. And now the younger brother is the one with his life together.
Yep, we’re now being outpaced by those maple syrup-swilling moose jockeys up north. Thanks Obama!
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UPDATE: Linked by Quotulatiousness
Because of the crippling drug addiction that is the Obama administration, we may have to skip out on our trillions of debt and lay low. I hope little bro has a sofa we can sleep on. I hear his place is cold and drafty.
Good thing we are bigger than canada and can just knock it down and steal its lunch money.
Lets just excuse ourselves to go to the bathroom and let canada pick up the tab.
This is what happens when you let a marxist hold your wallet.
I balme FrankJ for putting all those ideas into opamabas head. Now canada is smuggly telling us all our monies are belongz to them! eh!
Hmm…10 provinces and 3 territories… How can we get 63 stars onto that little square?
(Bonus: Instead of being 7 states over, Obama becomes 6 states short.)
As the most powerful Weird Al Yankovic once opined:
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin’ heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can’t take ’em seriously at all
Richer than America? I’m buying me a top hat and monocle.
Is that before or after taxes though? Taxes here are brutal.
Once
global warmingclimate change gets going and it’s over 50 in Canaduh for more than 2 months a year, the Mexicans will start going there and that will be the end of that.I blame the X-Files. And Pamela Anderson.
So now when I watch “Strange Brew” I should feel a bit inferior? Eh?
If they’re so much better off up there, then, why do they keep sending their retards to us to take care of? Justin Beiber, Avril Lavigne, Dan Aykroyd, Michael J. Fox, Howie Mandel, Celine Dion, Alanis Morissette, Paul Shaffer, Anne Murray, Peter Jennings, Morley Safer…I mean, really…
SoB – Forgot Shatner…
Leslie Nielsen was a Canadian and naturalized American actor and comedian. Nielsen appeared in more than one hundred films and 1,500 television programs over the span of his career, portraying more than 220 characters.
The exception that proves the rule.
I sense hostilty.
Most singers and actors are liberal idiots anyway. And Hollywood is just a magnet for attention seeking lefties.