When you can print out a gun, it does seem like it’s going to be hard for any country to regulate them.
Can imagine the dramatic scene in a future movie where zombies are breaking into an office while they’re waiting for the shotgun to print.
The third hobbit movie will be all about smoking pipe weed while on a quest through Mordor to White Castle.
The third hobbit movie will just be a more modern update of Willow.
RE: Bill Clinton at the convention – Is it a good idea to remind people what a marginally competent Democrat looks like?
So do you think Obama’s movement of chastising arrogant business creators is going to take him all the way to November?
Democrat platform reportedly to include gay marriage and taking down those arrogant business creators a peg or two.
“I’ll swallow your soul!” -Bob Dylan
Like anyone can understand what Bob Dylan says to quote him.
“Stop the presses!”
“You have a breaking story?”
“No, we just can’t afford running them anymore.” -Newsweek in a week or two.
If Mayor Bloomberg is discouraging formula since it’s bad for babies, can he do the same for abortion?
“We really need to work on our ironic viewership. So here’s my idea: synchronized diving.” -Olympics meeting years ago
If the wars of the future involve lots of diving from stuff, there’s no way we’ll match the skill of China.
I hope NBC has a coconut sound effect ready for if the divers ever bonk heads midair in synchronized diving.
Everyone at the Olympics gets a participation gold medal.
We really need a paintball Olympics event. Give our military a chance to win some gold medals.
Another great Olympic event idea: Mario Kart.
One of my favorite King of the Hill moments – Boomhauer meets Bob Dylan.
Mario Kart I like it! I have a six year old grandson and anytime he plays a Mario type game it’s a full body workout. He jumps, he spins he falls on the floor. I’m exhausted just watching him. He’s thin as a rail though and would rather play than eat, so that might help with the whole child obesity issue. Hook them up to video games that don’t move unless they do. Run from those Zombies -all they really want to do is eat your brains, it’s not unreasonable, no one wants to eat their eyes.
Printed guns mean deranged new laws limiting ammo. Just watch.
There are people actually blogging the Olympic events. I’m still stuck on the opening ceremony and its need for more muttonchops. And a few more smokestacks would have been a really nice touch and put it over the top.
And the hospital scene with the sick kids dancing on their beds should have lasted longer.
A coworker suggests that cornhole should be an Olympic event. Late at night, no pay-per-view.
“Let me get this straight… We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that didn’t read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a Dumbo President who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, for which we’ll be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that’s broke!!!!! ‘What the hell could possibly go wrong?'” – Donald Trump
I don’t care who you are. That’s well said, right there.
Have an idea to make soccer an interesting Olympic event. Try this on: during each match somewhere on the field there is 1 active anti-personnel land mine. I’m thinking pay-per-view baby!
If Clinton is working so hard to endorse Obama, does that mean Obama would balance the budget in a second term, or it *was* Congress that balanced the budget in the 90s?
…But these medals have chocolate inside!