That’s about it. Obama pushing people everywhere. Very green. Very sweaty.
It can’t even make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.
It only has one gear: Forward. Unfortunately, there’s a cliff ahead.
It’s manufactured in Kenya, shipped to Indonesia via the US for four years of storage, and finally sold in America with forged documents.
Hint: It might set you on fire.
Buses with trap-doors in the front to maximize efficiency.
After the huge success of his high-speed train, Obama looked for even more technological goodies that history has to offer. Figuring that if horsepower is a good indicator of power, then actual horses must be even better, he plans to replace the transcontinental railroad with an innovative new system of stagecoaches.
In an effort to help Americans gain wisdom from more progressive peoples, he decided to heavily subsidize transportation to Canada and Europe. On an unrelated note, there aren’t enough liberals left in the country to elect an alderman.
it’s the solar-powered Intercontinental Railroad where all the conductors speak Austrian during Cinquo de Quattro and a staff of paralegals stands ready to assist anyone who might feel faint with medical kits filled with inhalators and breathalyzers.
…it’ll mostly service uninhabitable and low-income areas, go slower than a horse and wagon, receive federal subsidies, and put the Am in Track, but it’ll reduce our dependence on fossil fuels!
Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama’s pushing for? You haven’t? That’s because Obama is too busy with his cherry Slurpee to push anything.
…it’s designed to bring in votersliberal votersimmigrantstourists foreign visitors who may stick around a while to the U.S. as quickly as possible, preferably in time for the November election, and instead of buying tickets, you just fill out a voter registration card…the “Democrat” box is already checked for your convenience.
Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama’s pushing for? … it only turns left, ….because for the Obama administration nothing goes right.
… it transports your money directly to the government
…it involves FEMA camps and high-speed railroads.
It’s called “Now You Can Build It”.
. . .he wants to invest $75 billion in a “high speed” covered wagon program to help people “go west”
It just requires the everyone moves left.
That’s about it. Obama pushing people everywhere. Very green. Very sweaty.
It can’t even make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.
It only has one gear: Forward. Unfortunately, there’s a cliff ahead.
It’s manufactured in Kenya, shipped to Indonesia via the US for four years of storage, and finally sold in America with forged documents.
Hint: It might set you on fire.
Buses with trap-doors in the front to maximize efficiency.
After the huge success of his high-speed train, Obama looked for even more technological goodies that history has to offer. Figuring that if horsepower is a good indicator of power, then actual horses must be even better, he plans to replace the transcontinental railroad with an innovative new system of stagecoaches.
In an effort to help Americans gain wisdom from more progressive peoples, he decided to heavily subsidize transportation to Canada and Europe. On an unrelated note, there aren’t enough liberals left in the country to elect an alderman.
it’s the solar-powered Intercontinental Railroad where all the conductors speak Austrian during Cinquo de Quattro and a staff of paralegals stands ready to assist anyone who might feel faint with medical kits filled with inhalators and breathalyzers.
…it’s a high-speed rail from Mexico City to the U.S. border. One way.
…it’ll mostly service uninhabitable and low-income areas, go slower than a horse and wagon, receive federal subsidies, and put the Am in Track, but it’ll reduce our dependence on fossil fuels!
Hoping for similar success they have a plan to sell some units to Mexican used mule salesmen and will call it Fast and Furryass.
Cash for clunker Volts. We pay top dollah.
…he’s going to replace the Presidential Limo with 24 taxpayers hoisting a replication of an ancient Roman Litter.
…they’re planning on removing the training wheels on Joe’s bike next weekend.
…the government will provide small trampolines to all Liberal Media outlets to make it easier for them to jump to conclusions.
Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama’s pushing for? No? RACIST.
Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama’s pushing for? It only turns left. No wait thats NASCAR.
…it’s a high speed rail. Hopefully next January we will be able to run Obama out of town on it.
Harvey…you didn’t create that straight line!
Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama’s pushing for? Unicorn saddles.
…it will run on hope, change, fairy dust and unicorn farts.
Incredibly expensive and not the least bit shovel ready the project is just Obama singing Highway To Hell.
Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama’s pushing for? You haven’t? That’s because Obama is too busy with his cherry Slurpee to push anything.
Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama’s pushing for? …. even with just Obama pushing it is still faster than the Chevy volt.
Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama’s pushing for? It burns trillion dollar bills for fuel.
… but Michelle said he has to wait until Kwanzaa for his new train set
…it will help Chinese workers get to the sweatshops in half the time.
It’s the rail upon which he will be run out of town in November.
He’s adding a putting green to Air Force One.
…it’s designed to bring in
votersliberal votersimmigrantstouristsforeign visitors who may stick around a while to the U.S. as quickly as possible, preferably in time for the November election, and instead of buying tickets, you just fill out a voter registration card…the “Democrat” box is already checked for your convenience.…High-Speed, descending-only escalators with much larger hand baskets!
It’s a ‘green’ train run on Solyent Fuel. Let’s the death panels feel like they are contributing.
He’s literally pushing it. Oil is bad, so there’s no gas in the engine.
Everybody gets a bicycle, a sweet hat and jacket set and a little red book.
Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama’s pushing for? … it only turns left, ….because for the Obama administration nothing goes right.
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