From Jim Treacher:

If you can read this, thank an entrepreneur.

From John Moe:

Since Romney is a veteran businessman, his VP really ought to be a hothead rookie businessman who businesses by his own set of rules.

From Drew M.:

Before Twitter, if I got emails saying “x is following you” I’d be very scared.

From Jonathan Coulton:

1% inspiration, 10% perspiration, 89% software configuration.

From David Burge:

That welfare check? Somebody else made that happen.

From Kurt Schlichter:

I am a Conservative: It is essential to liberalism that you not be a success. Why? Because if you are you don’t need liberals. #caring

From Jon G.:

“That’s not fair!” — A liberal quoting my 3-year-old.