From Tim Siedell:
Met a guy at the airport who said he was a child psychologist. Quit living in the past, dude. You’re like 45 now!
From Dave Weigel:
Saw a moron jogging in 104 degree heat, and realized I have to pay for his health insurance. Romney 2012.
From Cuffé:
Remember that time Obama got a Nobel for doing nothing? TAXED.
The guy in front of me was buying about 15 pounds of M&M’s. He left his receipt behind showing that it was all on a food stamp card.
Which means that I am paying for them with my taxes.
Glad I could be there for you in your time of need buddy!!
Obama got a Nobel for being hopefull, Which is a nice change from Yasser Arafat’s Nobel for being slightly less murderous and genecidal than previously.
So the Nobel committee is making progress, Maybe next year Kony will win for a statistical reduction in child maiming.
If Yasser Arafat’s Nobel for being slightly less murderous and genocidal than previously…is a standard to aspire to…then Bashar Assad should be a shoe in if he steps down.