A St. Petersburg, Florida, woman was arrested after being caught riding a manatee.
Ya know, she’d have been fine if she would’ve said she was “researching alternative-fuel vehicles”.
A St. Petersburg, Florida, woman was arrested after being caught riding a manatee.
Ya know, she’d have been fine if she would’ve said she was “researching alternative-fuel vehicles”.
Give that woman a massive federally guaranteed loan!
Or she was researching “Green energy”. I’m pretty sure the swamps around that area a healthy shade of green, but Frank J was actually there for a while, best ask him first.
However, if she’d been having gay sex with it we would have to respect her alternative lifestyle.
Maybe she was hallucinating and thought it was a big hunk of bacon?
Glad it wasn’t a womanatee. ‘Cuz that would be, like, weird.
@5 – I think you mean “personatee”
By the way, how long until the PC crowd starts insisting they be called “unpersoned drones”?
A REAL manatee would have been doing the backstroke.