America, the choice is yours. Vote Romney. Or vote for four more years of Nate Silver.

— Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) November 2, 2012

Don’t call it a comeback. It’s a retort.

— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) November 2, 2012

The greatest sentence in world history: “About 40 students gathered by the potato statue to listen to women’s rights activist Sandra Fluke.”

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) November 2, 2012

I really can appreciate different cultures. That’s why I hate the crappy ones. #tcot

— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) November 3, 2012