Fish never sleep because they are so full of rage
— FREE FACTS™ ! (@FREE_FACTS) January 9, 2013
Say what you want about Hitler, but he killed Hitler.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 9, 2013
One time my dad caught me smoking an e-cig so he took me out to the shed and made me smoke an entire VCR.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) January 9, 2013
If I had a time machine, I would go to Germany in the 1930’s & eat an authentic German pretzel.FINE. I’ll kill Hitler while I’m there.
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) January 9, 2013

My dad punished me with smoking the VCR too when I was kid. All it did was put me on the road to a 3 VCR a day habit.
…all it did was put me on the road to a 3 VCR a day habit
Pffffffft, VCRs are for Squares, Daddy-o…you gotta move up to DVDs….man, the colors and sounds are mindblowing!
Only if you have an up-scaling DVD player, Bunker. The older ones aren’t.
Well I started with the Sony 4 head because it was all chic. But then i mostly stuck with Philips-Magnavox and Panasonic’s with the advanced recording features because it was smooth and a great value. But then I tried the Onkyo to maybe cut back and save a few $$ but many they give me nothing but headaches.