Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A little different today:
For Black History Month, Livsey Elementary School created a cute display with the lines:
Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
Martin walked… so Obama could run.
Obama ran… so our children could fly.
Finish this verse:
Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
Martin walked… so Obama could run.
Obama ran…
…so our children will die broke
… the country into the ground.
… nothing even as large a a lemonade stand before becoming the USA chief executive officer.
… so Obama could run again
…so we’re back to square one.
…from all actual responsibility.
…his bus over all.
…to the links for a round.
Our children tried to fly….then crashed and burned under debt!
Obama ran…like a girl.
Obama ran…up a HUGE debt.
Obama ran…so Michelle couldn’t take away his waffle.
…to get lunch from the pound.
…so America would die.
…so Jose could squat.
…so pay up, suckers
…so Nakoula could rot.
…with scissors in the Special Olympics. :-\
Our children could fly… so they could climb over the piles of IOU’s Obama left behind.
…the country into the ground and now we got even with whitey.
…so we would forget poor Martin wondering why the hell he had to walk when there was a good bus right over here.
…so freeloaders could call.
because that’s what Obama does.
…so our children could…fly!, fly!… look at the fly on Obama’s face everybody.
…so Matthews could tingle.
…so drones could fly
…so congress would stall.
…so the economy could freefall
…so that a white man named Soros could rule the world.
gun owners could shoot skeet.
. . . tho the Devil knows why.
. . . to steal the whole pie.
…over his grandmother ’cause white people is racist.
…so that Rosa and Martin
Could in their graves spin in deep shock
…off the fiscal cliff
Our children can fly to China . . . to work off our national debt.
from a vicious skeet.
after the dog . . . “Here Dinner, Dinner . . .”
on their credentials and continues to disgrace them to this day.
… so America could fall.
…off the fiscal cliff.
…away from a drone strike.
…to find his ball in the sand trap.
…so Michelle couldn’t catch him.
…to get revenge for Rosa and Martin.
So Rosa would get free phones, bad healthcare, and never have to get off her ass and earn enough to buy herself a car.
…because while slavery sucks, slavemastering is fun!
…Black, governed Red, smeared White and is making illegal that which can be Blued.
…and then tripped over his golf bag.
…away from the drug cartels he helped arm.
…because he thought he was a track star.
…straight to a foreign leader so he could bow.
…because “Why does it matter?”
. . . the country into the ground such that nobody could afford to sit anywhere.
…because he suddenly realized just how many people he was pissing off.
…away from all his voters who were angry at their higher taxes.
…and hid behind children to make his law proposals.
…back to Kenya.
Obama ran… to spite them both!
Obama ran… so what?
Obama ran… so the national debt could soar!
Obama ran… so our children are left holding the bag!
…so he could buy a twenty trillion dollar handbasket.
So 51% of the electorate could flush our great country right down the goddamn crapper.i
…tripped, and then blamed Bush.
…away from responsibility.
…like a little girl.
… how DARE you stereotype all black men as runners, you racist!
Obama ran… ’cause Biden had a shotgun
Obama ran…to continue with the scam.
Obama ran…to stick it to da man!!!
Obama ran…because Hillary is white.
Obama ran…and the $hit hit the fan.
Obama ran… ’cause Biden had a shotgun and was just shooting it off in the dark O_O, you’d run too.
Obama ran because there’s no “White History Month” [WHaM]
Obama ran because you’re all racists!!11!!!1!11!
Obama ran….. sorry about that
Obama ran and screwed us
Obama ran so Soros could clean up
Obama ran because he never watched THIS.
… so socialism could slide down the slippery slope.
. . . so the Constitution would die.
so what?
Obama ran because a typical white person was chasing him.
Obama ran because they always run when they’re guilty. I saw it on Cops.
Obama ran so Marx could reign
Obama ran in the wrong direction
Obama ran so dogs could fry
Obama ran so drones could fly
Obama ran so George would cry
Obama ran, tripped, fell over, and THEN sank into the swamp.
Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
Martin walked… so Obama could run.
Obama ran… on perpetual talk
And from getting anything done.
Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
Martin walked so Obama could run.
Obama ran as plain ol’ Barack
But, when elected, became The One.
Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
Martin walked so Obama could run.
Obama ran — the unctuous crock —
Much has my nose has done.
Rosa sat so Martin could walk.
Martin walked so Obama could run.
Obama ran
…so that Hell would runneth over before his arrival. Apparently he plans on building a bridge between Hell and Earth out of his followers so that the Armies of Hell can wage war upon the living.
Obama ran…. so Michelle can vacation.
…Obama ran on America’s guilt.
…..If only he had kept running…
..To keep up with Forest Gump.
…So that Rosa would get paid to sit.
…Because Kenyans always win the reces.
Rosa sat because she had a long day at work.
Obama ran so she wouldn’t have to.
“Rosa sat… so Martin could walk.
Martin walked… so Obama could run.
Obama ran… so our children could fly.”
Note how even his most rabid supporters can’t find any accompishments to credit him with that are true, possible, believable, logical, or grounded in the real world. Everything about him needs, by process of elimination, to be a fairy tale.
Obama
ranhas the runs.… so Biden could walk.
…. so the rest of us couldn’t afford to do anything but walk.
Obama ran – but got tired so he used the golf cart the last 17 holes.
…because being a community organizer was way too much work and responsibility.
OOops…81 should have ended with “races”….
…He ran so far away.
He just ran… He ran all night and day.
He couldn’t get away…
…because it’s been a long, long time since the end of a tyrants reign was so beneficial and celebrated as his will be and we are all so tired of Hitler references to make comparisons to evil.
…so children can fly, except your children, your children are gonna cry, the ones that don’t get birth controlled and die.
…into the window because a window is not a door.
…because much of the African continent was in danger of leaving the Stone Age.
…because Darwin was right, but after Communism perfected things evolution sucks.
…because while Mochelle’s poop don’t stink there sure is a whole lot of it.
’cause Jill Biden fired her double-barreled shotgun into the air.
…so our children could fly… PULL!
…because “Forward”
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