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How will DC Comics kill off Robin?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How will DC Comics kill off Robin?
…not sure exactly, but it will involve bob bob bobbin’
…the tights shut off the blood flow to his brain.
…by going through door first. (The early bird gets the worms)
… in a cock fight with the Vicious Chicken of Bristol
. . . he will be killed by the Sparrow, with his bow and arrow.
a magician will saw him in two and he’ll go off half-cocked Robin.
He will join the Tea Party and be killed by an unmanned drone as a domestic terrorist.
via sequester.
The Joker will join forces with Catwoman and LOL him to death.
Send him to Kyrzakhstan.
he will turn queer, move to NY city, support Obama and then be shot with a cool looking assault rifle.
… AIDS
… shot by a conservative extremists with an assault weapon
… death panel denies him medical care
… Batman drops him from the health plan because it becomes too expensive and he dies of a minor infection while looking for a medical facility that accepts Obamacare
… he eats tainted dog
…by Seth MacFarlane reading Vogon poetry.
AIDS…enough said
I did not see blarg’s responce I swear it
…he’ll approach Catwoman from behind for a catastrophe
“Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to…” (BOOOOOMMMM!!)
(TAKE 2 )
…While approaching Catwoman from behind for a catastrophe*, he’ll be done in by Claude Balls.
*(one word or three)
…groped to death by the TSA.
… suicide after being despondent that his job was outsourced to a 10 year old Chinese boy for 90 cents a week.
… the writer will kill him in an attempt to increase sales and rekindle interest in a dying product with falling circulation.
…sequestration!
… Bush’s fault
… cancered to death by Mitt Romney
…he’ll get worms
Batman says, “We’re going shark-fishing, Old Chum.”
…of a broken heart after Batman tell’s him he’s more fond of a woodpecker.
.. the way DC kills everything: by getting involved.
….in another Obama skeet shooting episode…
Terminal acne.
… drone strike after Batcycle failed emissions test
He’ll be riddled with bullets by the Riddler, who is getting too old and tired to think up a better word game.
Finally gets a good look at the outfit he’s wearing, dies of embarrassment.
By the Choker, who we’ve misunderstood all these years.
…he’ll be only mostly dead until Catwoman’s sidekick, Miracle Manx, rejuvenates him.
Sidekicked to death.
…telling Alec Baldwin to not play “Words with Friends’ while on the tarmac.
He’ll be walking in downtown Gotham City with a 32 oz soda, and Mayor Bloomberg’s Food Nazi Goons will gun him down.
Bird flu.
Betrayed by Alfredo, who broke his heart.
While flying the new government approved green energy powered solar Batplane the sun gets momentarily blocked out by cloud cover causing the plane, and Robin, to plummet 35,000 feet to their untimely deaths.
He will die in a manner intended to encourage readers to support a yet-unnamed liberal cause.
He becomes the Terminal Ward in a hospital.
[Sad to say, Son of Bob’s prediction at #39 is probably correct.]
…windmills.
After losing his brain to hungry zombie he will become poster boy of the undead and still get no respect
He will be raped, beaten, and left to die, futilely blowing on a whistle.
…salt on his tail.
…he fakes his own death and assumes the new personna as the pron star “Cock” Robin.
…he fakes his own death and assumes the new personna of a rap star Robin of da Hood
…eaten by catwoman
…by making a movie about him.
…terminal jock itch from the tights.
“What… is the capital of Assyria?” – I don’t know that! Arrrrrgggghhhh!
AIDS
One of the criminals will finally get himself a gun?
Bat butt plug malfunction.
By having him try and prove he can go into an NFL locker room and carry Manti Teo’s jock.
A very natural but fatal attraction to a red headed woodpecker.
While investigating White House crimes suspect Moochelle goes all Basic Instinct, causing Robin to peck his own eyes out.
Budget cuts and poor typing skills by government employee have Robin being Sea Questered with Aquaman and he drowns due to oceans rising.
Obamacare death panel…
Michael Moore eats Robin after mistaking him for a turkey sandwich.
He’ll be the next US Ambassador to Benghazi
Crack-up in the Batmobile, which will cause Ralph Nader to lobby for dual airbags in all superhero vehicles.
…tried to break the fall when he thought he’d heard Batman was falling… turned out it was really Chris Christie.
@ 59.rodney dill
Heh. Small world. Last time one of the Robins died, it was due to an ambassador from Iran.
He stops to feed poor Hispanic children some tamales, totally unaware that Michelle is behind him.
After being outed as an egg layer by the popular Christmas ditty he attempts fleeing to San Francisco but is killed in a tragic wind turbine accident.
After being horribly disfigured Robin goes mad, and in an attempt to steal Barack’s mom jeans he is crushed when Michelle sits on him, leading a spokesperson to say ‘Tis booty that killed the beast.
Missle-boarding.
…he is confronted by a potential rapist. Taking sound advice he saw on the internet, he peed himself. The rapist got angry and decided to throw him under Obama’s bus, where he was repeatedly run over.
In an embarrassing Batroom incident.
WARD robe malfunction while sliding down the bat pole.
He gets shot, and Batman gives a long lecture about the evils of gun ownership.
” In hindsught, I shouildn’t have lit the match…” Batman ARMAGEDON !!
Complications from a Penguinal hernia.
When he literally “fires up”the new Chevy Volt Batmobile.
He fails to pay back money he owes McCartney:
Robin petard to pay Paul.
He will die in a stately Wayne manner.
“Holy Hand Grenade!”
In a nuclear explosion: jihadis mistake Gotham City for Got-Ham . . .
He’ll become the Capped Crusader.
In a case of media recycling, Robin is killed off by old-comic-icons-turned-new-batvillains The Yellow Kid, Snuffy Smith, and Skeezix from Gasoline Alley.
…by feeding him to Obama.
He’ll get sent into space by the Iraqis.
heartbreak after being rejected by Green Lantern.
He visits Camp David and is mistaken for a skeet.
mortally wounded while trying to put Catwoman’s face through a slice of bread for an instagram picture
One too many “Holy (fill in the blank) Batman!” cracks and Batman puts his fist through his face and out the back of his skull. (And it’s about time)
…plays chess with Michelle Obama. Forgets to let the wookiee win.
BIFF! BAM! POW! THUD!
by blocking his tweets.
@ #70 CTCompromise…
Not sure many folks remember that one…I, however, remember it fondly. Thank you Mr. Robert D. Rayford.
He gets crushed by criticisms from lefties when appearing on SNL with the Ambiguously Gay Superhero character and refers to himself as ambiguously heterosexual.
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….by liquifying his face with a radioactive acid powered blender.
To which I say, “about damn time!”