Archive of entries posted on 6th March 2013

Wisdom of the Day: Kim Knives Eighties CPAC Dictator Richest Chavez Dead

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Rape Is a Small Price to Pay for an Unarmed Society

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So Democrats love to give women advice on why they’re better getting raped than having a gun. First we had that one guy saying, “Oh, if we gave you a gun, you’d silly girls would just shoot random people thinking they’re all rapists because of your easily frightened woman brains.” And now, we have another Dem telling them that if a woman wasn’t able to use martial arts to fight off a rapist, obviously the rapist would just take the gun from her and she was better off just getting raped gunless.

I guess in the end the Democrats advice for women getting raped is to lie back and think of how much safer in general society is without guns. Democrats are as pro-women as a yeast infection.

Bacon Soda!

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[High Praise! to Call Me Stormy]

It’s liquid, carbonated, a little sweet, and tastes like bacon! Forget those fruity sodas. We bring you a meat soda: Bacon Soda! And you’re thinking, “That’s just pure madness!” But no, it’s really not. It’s genius. Genius, we tell ya! Pure mad genius! Ah hahaha! Whoa… did we just see a flash of lightening? Odd…

It’s around $36 to get a 6-pack shipped to you, but the important thing is: you can get it shipped to you.

UPDATE: As Scott mentions in the comments, the reviews are not good for this product.

The other two bacon sodas listed at Amazon have no reviews, but I found independent reviews for Jones and Meat Maniac, both of which are described as tasting more like the imitation bacon-bits you find at low-rent salad bars than actual bacon.

Guess bacon soda is just one of those ideas that only SOUNDS good.

Vaguely related, I’ve tried bacon-flavored vodka. I enjoy both of these tastes individually, but they just don’t work together.

What’s With the Left and Dictator Love?

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So Hugo Chavez is dead. Don’t know if cancer will get Nobel Peace Prize nomination for that.

So we have a corrupt, America-hating dictator, and he strangely has a lot of fans on the left. We have a U.S. congressman praise him, and a former, failed U.S. president. The left like to pretend they’re for freedom, but they seem to constantly make exceptions. And they all seem to have barely concealed fantasies (or with Thomas Friedman, not concealed at all) about becoming dictators and finally forcing all their progressives ideals on everyone.

And here seems to be another big difference between the right and left. I don’t know if I’ve ever said this, but I don’t like Obama. But when a dictator denounces Obama, I don’t then like that dictator. I just take that attack on Obama as an attack on America itself. But with Chavez and even with the Ahmadinejad, the left seem willing to embrace really awful people just because those people said mean things about Bush. Just another area where the left don’t seem very good at keeping perspective. Of course, they’re never running against Chavez or Ahmadinejad in an election here, and in the end, that’s all they really ever seem to care about.

Random Thoughts: CPAC, Chavez, and Mice

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Was thinking of going to CPAC this year to network. Not quite certain I want to associate with that crowd, though.

So is there like a non-crazy conservative conference?

So who actually are the CPAC people making these decisions?

CANCER: “It was a long and tough battle, but I’m happy to announce that doctors have declared me 100% Hugo Chavez free.”

Secretary of State John Kerry hasn’t said anything on Hugo Chavez’s death, but he has a long face.

Trap only caught mouse’s tail and it partially got back in hole and died. Now we have an ant problem.

Can’t pull dead mouse out. Guess I’ll let ants have it as a last meal as I will kill them next.