Straight Line of the Day: What Happened to the $62 Million That Was Supposed to Be Spent on DC’s Eisenhower Memorial?

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What happened to the $62 million that was supposed to be spent on DC’s Eisenhower Memorial?

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  1. An in depth investigation is underway to find out why it took so long to pi$$ away that tiny amount of tax dollars. Congress authorizes $124,000,000 to make sure the next $62,000,000 vanishes much quicker.

  2. The Corleone Memorial Builders thank you for an offer we could not refuse, but parts and labor are extra.

    What do you mean, those Nigerian Princes said they only needed another million to finish next week.

  3. … due to the fact that there was no memorial everyone forgot about it

    … someone in the Obama administration did some research and discovered that Eisenhower was a Republican.

    … according to the White House web site, most of the accomplishments traditionally credited to Eisenhower were actually accomplished by Obama so the money was diverted for the upcoming Obama memorial.

    … sequester!!!!!!1111!!eleventy1!!!

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