Wine only contains 1% of the Recommended Daily Intake of calcium, so remember to drink 100 glasses every day.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) March 6, 2013
WOMAN EATEN BY LION WHILE HAVING SEX! THIS WHY IT SO IMPORTANT TO HAVE SAFEWORD!
— DRUNK HULK (@DRUNKHULK) March 6, 2013
Good to see the parties put aside their differences to oppose killing Americans with robots.
— Byron Tau (@ByronTau) March 6, 2013
Rand Paul is like Ron Paul Lite. Great taste, less crazy.
— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) March 6, 2013
Now @senrandpaul is getting loopy if he thinks Obama can construct a coherent statement on the Constitution.
— Michael Q Sullivan (@MQSullivan) March 6, 2013
I can’t wait for the part where there’s a quick cut, then everyone on the Senate floor starts filibustering.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) March 6, 2013
Christopher Walken would give the best filibuster.
— Tony Hernandez (@HernandezTony) March 6, 2013
It’s like everything the Left/media warned us Bush would become is what Obama is. Funny that.
— John Nolte(@NolteNC) March 6, 2013
With Chavez dying before Castro my brackets are already screwed.
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) March 7, 2013
Nobel Peace Price √
Against water boarding √
Against wars in Iraq/Afghanistan √
Wants authority for drone strikes against Americans on American soil √
Wait. Huh?
however, this is very consistent with:
Funding of Muslim Brotherhood √
and,
“The Constitution is a charter of negative liberties.” √√
So, no worries, eh?
A few additional items for our mystery Obama fellow:
Constitutional lawyer √
Claims “war on terror” is over √
In favor of U.S. nuclear disarmament √
Has Marines disarmed when addressing them √
Has eating utensils confiscated at political luncheons √
Wants authority for drone strikes against Americans on American soil √
When combined with #1 above, it all seems to make sense – except the Constitutional lawyer part. That’s clearly a falsehood.
Obama is to Constitutional law as the Constitution is to Obama’s morning constitutional.