Kids’ music today is awful and their Lego figurines are too angry.
Idea: Amnesty for all! You just have to go this booth we set up in Mexico to sign up…
We opened ourselves up for these border problems when we let other nations be contiguous to us.
The left better be sure debt won’t collapse the government, because how long will they last with a bunch of angry, armed conservatives and no rule of law?

I just finished reading Fed Key’s book Larry and the Mascots and it was a lot of fun. Sort of a fantasy/mystery/adventure story with lots of good one-liners like Fred drops around he all the time. It would make a terrific movie.
Two dew claws up!
So, what happened to all the IRS scandal coverage in the media? What what the flying fluck is Congress going to do about it?
Congress do something about it??? Bwahahahahaahahaha. That’s bacon level funny right der.
Like what? Issue a a sternly worded memo?
I admire your optimism.
I wasn’t trying to be funny, Terrible, but I’ll eat your bacon!
Oh, I’m not optimistic. I’m expecting – and preparing – for the worst. It’s a long-term project.
“You can’t fix stupid” now seems to apply to the United States.
Not to mention that old favorite “stuck on stupid”. One could almost pray for a nice big earthquake to shake up a few members of Congress with the idea that you might be meeting your maker sooner rather than later.